Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Danny just took a fall
He wasted his last Pokeball
No time for Digimon
The gaming war is on
Playstation on TV
In Earthbound there was a bee
Super Nintendo was his fave
Played so long he never shaved

There was good anime
There was nobody overweight
You could go outside and not get raped
Kidnapped or sue for being video taped
Hakuna Matata was our motto
Video games were our life
And nothing has been alright since

Pokemon, Nintendo
Way before Xbox, though
There was Zooboomafoo and Winnie the Pooh
And that one show, Blues Clues
Disney turned evil
And we didn't worry about Kim Jong Il
Cause we were living in
19, 19, 1995

Woohoohoo
(1985)
Woohoohoo

We've seen all the movies
We memorized every line
Titanic, Schindler's List
Even The Lion King
We ignored rap
We weren't afraid to clap
But we needed a hand
With finding a good man

Where’s the cheesy ugly clothing
And Klax and Tetris at 5 in the morning
When did reality become T.V.
Whatever happened to sitcoms, game shows
(Singing into a hairbrush)

Pokemon, Nintendo
Way before Xbox, though
There was Zooboomafoo and Winnie the Pooh
And that one show, Blues Clues
Disney turned evil
And we didn't worry about Kim Jong Il
Cause we were living in
19, 19, 1995

Woohoohoo

I hate time, make it stop!
When did Pokemon get on Boomerang?
And when did Lindsey get onto drugs?
Please make this stop
Stop!
And bring back

Pokemon, Nintendo
Way before Xbox, though
There was Zooboomafoo and Winnie the Pooh
And that one show, Blues Clues
Disney turned evil
And we didn't worry about Kim Jong Il
Cause we were living in
19, 19, 1995

Woohoohoo

Pokemon, Nintendo
Way before Xbox, though
There was Zooboomafoo and Winnie the Pooh
And that one show, Blues Clues
Disney turned evil
And we didn't worry about Kim Jong Il
Cause we were living in
19, 19, 1995