Song Parodies -> "Worst Day of my Life"

Original Song Title:

"1985"

Original Performer:

"Worst Day of my Life"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

You think you've had bad days? Check out this guy:

Worst Day of my Life

Boo hoo hooooo
Boo hoo hooooo

Market just took a fall
Looks like I lost it all
One more lousy day
Found out my wife is gay
No health care anymore
My chest pains I ignore
My dad was born a man
Now he's called Lucy Ann

House is going in foreclosure
Someone stole the brand new car
Drunken son lost composure
With the cops down at the bar
Audit at three, with a government entity
What the hell’s going on?
'Cause nothin, has been
All right since...

I woke up this morning
All my bridges burning
Lost my house yes, what a mess
I'm meeting with the IRS
Got two kids in college
Can't pay for further knowledge
Wife left me for neighbor's wife
The worst day, worst day, worst day of my life

Boo hoo hooooo
(Worst day of my life)
Boo hoo hooooo

I've seen all the bad luck
Trying not to whine
Pretty damn freakin' eh hard
With my life in decline
I clocked out and, wham!
Lost my job now, come on, damn!
Don't have backup plan
All the work went to Japan my man

Had some investments, were with Madoff
And what the hell will I do about this nagging cough?
When did the TV turn reality?
I'll have to tap into rip offs, bank jobs (writing parodies)

I woke up this morning
Porfolio is burning
Lost my spouse yes, to a lass
No health care for this pain in ass
No job now, it’s gone wow
Any crimes I’ll disavow
I can’t deal with all this strife
The worst day, worst day, worst day of my life

Boo hoo hooooo

Can't do crime, hate cell block
Couldn't share a bunk with some dude named Rock (dude named Rock)
I think I better get me a lawyer
And make this stop, stop, stop!
Can't take it

Woke up this morning
All my bridges burning
Lost my house yes, what a mess
I'm meeting with the IRS
Got two kids in college
Can't pay for further knowledge
Wife left me for neighbor's wife
Worst day of my life

Boo hoo hooooo

Woke up this morning
Portfolio is burning
(Worst day of my life)
Lost my spouse yes, to a lass
No health care for this pain in ass
(Worst day of my life)
Boo hoo hooooo
No job now, it’s gone wow
(Worst day of my life)
I can’t deal with all this strife
On worst day, worst day, worst day of my life

This story is completely fictionalized, none of these things has ever happened to me...yet. (knock on wood)

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Fiddlegirl - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Now THAT's trouble!

DJ Blaze - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment

You'd better watch, Blackjack. To quote Skindred: "Trouble's what you want, then you're gonna get it!" Still, I hope a day like this never happens... well, at least not for 555 years.

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment

I'm serious. Take 4 out of 5 and you get 1.

blackjack21 - July 27, 2009 - Report this comment

Ah, but with fives you get eggroll. Well, at least your math is good. :-)

blackjack21 - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Fiddlegirl & DJ Blaze: I don't WANT any trouble, that's why I put the (knock on wood) in my bottom comments, just in case. ;-)

Blessranger??? If you didn't like the parody that's cool, but the pacing was probably better than a one. :-\

blackjack21 - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Don' think that was really Blessranger. I don't know him but I doubt that someone who has written 1800+ parodies would comment like that. Could be the "one troll" getting more creative.

Andria - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job! BTW, I agree, that may not have been TSB. He isn't what you'd call "well-liked" on AmIRight, and I don't think he comments much if at all. Plus, people may imitate him. About the parody, I have had some rough spots in my life, the worst of which involved my sister committing suicide while I was on vacation with friends, resulting in me having to move and discard much of my belongings thanks to the odor caused by her not being discovered for over 2 weeks, and I've only been to jail once, for a DUII and, and I spent 3 days there. 5s.

Andria - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

I left out "expired license plates" between the two ands in my mention of jail in my comment above.

blackjack21 - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Andria: Thanks for the comments. Very sorry about your sister and your bad luck. I hope I never go to jail, that's why I behave myself. (most of the time)

DJ Blaze - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment

Doubt that was really Blessranger. I've recieved a comment and 5s from him once. (Don't know how, though.) He even said I was "hittin' high on the Super Sentai songs." The guy giving you ones was probably his evil twin Curseranger.

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