Nine worlds, you think for sure
That’s all you have to explore
All the grievances and annoyances
Some random minion you just abhor
Then when you beat the game,
The credits roll then it says “Hey, wait!
You need find all the Chaos Emeralds
You thought it was over
Oh, but just wait.”

The gameplay’s fast but time spent is vast
To unlock all of the features at last.
Where are the secrets?
What kind of geek gets
Perfect completion on their first go?
And you don’t have all the emblems,
That’s what you need to attend.
You’re not even close, here’s what you need to comprehend.
Sonic games don’t end.

Chao care takes quite some time
“No hitting walls” while driving’s a crime.
How are we supposed to get straight A’s?
And beating every level once deserves some praise.
And some dumb things make you madder. Like watching Gamma climb a ladder.
Still care about the number of rings you keep.
Doesn't matter if you're submerged and ten feet deep.
4 Sub-Missions, Super Sonic
Hard mode, beating it is chronic.
Catch Fish as Big, Rouge hovers to attack
Chaos Emeralds
I need a Gaming FAQ.

The gameplay’s fast but time spent is vast.
To unlock all of the features at last.
Where are the secrets?
What kind of geek gets
Perfect completion on their first run?
And you’ve still not beat the Missions
And you still have some E’s to mend
And you want to win so you can brag to your best friend.
Sonic games don’t end
Sonic games don’t end

The gameplay’s fast but time spent is vast
To unlock all of the features at last.
Oh no, you lost now
I just don’t see how
You’re gonna win and unlock the rest
And you don’t have all the emblems,
But don’t let your effort bend.
You’re not even close, here’s what you need to comprehend.
Sonic games don’t end.
Sonic games don’t end.
Sonic games don’t end.
There you go again.