Woohoohoo
Woohoohoo

Debbie just hit the wall
She hasnt got it all
One white pill a day
Boyfriends a theif you see
Her dreams went out the door
When she chose to get high
Only been with ten men
This wasnt to be planned?

She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of James Blunts's car
Her mellow LSD is not the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing has been alright since

Theres Britney, Christina
Just before Rihanna
Theres still U2 no Blondie
And still no music on MTV
Theres two kids in high school
They tell her that she's not cool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 2000, 2000, 2005

Woohoohoo
(2005)
Woohoohoo

She's tried all the classics
She knows every move
Against Wall, Doggy Style
Even dry humpings Fine
She had sex to wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
Off the singer David Gray

There's no mini-skirt its more a belt
And who's the other girl that's singing in Sugababes

now that reality become T.V.
my life is better now, sitcoms, game shows
(on the radio was)

Theres Britney, Christina
Just before Rihanna
Theres still U2 no Blondie
And still no music on MTV
Theres two kids in high school
They tell her that she's not cool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 2000, 2000, 2005

Woohoohoo

She hates life make it stop
When did all saints become classic pop?
And why is Sharon become a judge now?
Please make life stop
Stop!
And please kill

That Britney, Christina
Just before Rihanna
Theres still U2 no Blondie
And still no music on MTV
Theres two kids in high school
They tell her that she's not cool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 2000, 2000, 2005

Woohoohoo

Theres Britney, Christina
Just before Rihanna
Theres still U2 no Blondie
And still no music on MTV
Theres two kids in high school
They tell her that she's not cool
Cuz she's still preoccupied
With 2000, 2000, 2005