Nine o'clock friday night and I'm gonna see,
A film staring some unknowns but there's some sexy scenes
The film is "Bowler" An assassin with a gimmick,
Kills targets with a ten - I'm not that sure what that means,

But when it starts,
My mouth drops, when the stars are seen...
I can't notice anyone...
Cus it's made low budget, starring no famous guys,
The women are just as bad, Butt ugly in my eyes
It is a bad movie, acting wooden - speech is mean,
If you were me you'd be, puking on the best seats,
As I found the hard way, it's got the stars all the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...

I like the Spielburg's and the James Cameron's,
My VCR's got films with stars like Robin Williams,
But this film is made by some weird Italian bloke,
They'll never know but it's the worst thing I've ever seen...

And when it ends...
I can breathe, no stars were seen...
I Dain't notice anyone...
Cus it's made low budget, starring no famous guys,
The women are just as bad, Butt ugly in my eyes
I like then with good actors, don't need acting class,
Filmed on location, actresses with nice ass,
It is a bad movie, acting wooden - speech is mean,
If you were me you'd be, puking on the best seats,
As I found the hard way, it's got the stars all the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...

Oh it's on again with those crap stars and music in it's way.
It's made me blind I wanna eat some cream...
All I wanted was to watch the sex scenes...(Hey I'm 16!)
Now I've got high budget, starring loadsa famous guys,
The women are not bad, Sex icons in my eyes,
I got decent actors, never went to acting class,
Filming live in Iceland, Iceland, Iceland
It wass a bad movie, acting wooden - speech is mean,
If you were probably, puking on the best seats,
As I found the hard way, it's got the stars all the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films want...
Yeah it's the stars that the bad films...