-> "You Wanna Run?"
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Parody Song Title:
"You Wanna Run?"
Parody Written by:
Nick Zeman and the Poetic Runners
All written and rhymed by Poetic Runner #4
[Sounds of footsteps running]
Whoo!! Now this is what I'm talking about!
And this is for the runners.
And this is for the runners.
Get some Nikes and Pearl Izumis. (Repeat lines 2-4 2X)
[Second and fourth time at the end in background (wanna get runner's high?)
So you wanna run?
Who wanna run?
You wanna run?
We gonna run?
So let's take our cheese to the Runnin Shop of Achilles and get some Nikes and Pearl Izumis. (Repeat 2X)
All right fellas we've waited all week for payday.
Time to get good shoes cause we have a run this Friday.
And when I lace and run, I'm gonna feel the Sweet Bliss.
Won't y'all peep this?
Nothin beats this.
Wanna get you blissed up.
Gonna get you blissed up.
Yeah we love to float and bliss up.
And flow and spit up.
Runnin 5Ks, 10Ks, 15Ks, 30Ks, even 50Ks and more.
Oh yeah time to lace up and run so I know runner's high day come especially Friday.
Lace up my shoes, hittin the trails, run and meditate.
I'm feelin the bliss now I lift and levitate.
We have a ball with a fun run every weekend of the month.
And you're humbly invited.
We're truly humbly united.
Leave behind the week of stressin.
And join us for an LSD session
And get runner's high.
A new day the runner's rapture comin at me.
There ain't nothin like that endorphin makin me happy.
High enough that I gotta bring it to you, school you.
Runnin, liftin, blissin in my Nikes feelin flighty, flyin free (free).
You better believe us when we say Sweet Bliss won't leave us.
Not like anythang else that can deceive us.
All day runner's high off the endorphin.
No matter if it's sunny or pourin.
Life ain't easy, we stressin but we still breathin.
Why I'm runnin that endorphin's sendin me straight to heaven.
Runnin in the breezy.
That natural healin.
And don't you wanna get that feelin.
That feelin that keeps you beamin.
Spittin this hit to you fellas runnin and feelin the Sweet Bliss (oh yeah).
I heard, they heard, they heard they messin with drugs.
Fella they make you ill, maybe kill so there's no need to blaze a blunt.
Wanna lift up, bliss up.
Just lace up, pace up and take a run.
They say the runner's high's so like a hydro that makes it fun.
I be runnin every day and I know that, know that it gets me though the troubles and struggles.
Through all the madness and sadness.
Keeps me out of my miseries blessin me mentally, spiritually.
In this age we have wars, famine, crime, foreclosure unemployment.
Where in this world can you find any enjoyment.
And it's only going to get worse and worse and worse.
What can you do to get through all the pains and hurts?
Runner's high, takes off the pressure, givin me pleasure, feelin better.
Got nothin against the Jenners.
But I like to be floatin with the Zenners.
My trues be headin to Achilles with our cheese.
Then we gonna pace up be feelin at ease.
Just come get with me.
We'll be floatin in ecstasy.
We'll be takin off soon.
Come get with this there's plenty of room.
We runnin, runnin.
Now we liftin, liftin.
And then we blissin, blissin, blissin blissin, blissin, blissin, blissin, blissin.
We runner's high.
(Repeat Chorus til fade)
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