-> "Downhill No.500"
Original Song Title:
"Mambo No.5"
Parody Song Title:
"Downhill No.500"
Parody Written by:
Dick & Dumb
The Lyrics
Are you ready, Brian, yes
What about you, Lucky?
I'm a bit solid, okay tram, let's go
One, two, three, four, five
Everybody's outside, so come on, let's ride
To the bull's yard around the corner
The gang's all here, and it's time for us to do what we wanna
There's a house with a roof that leaks
It's an urgent job and it could take us 18 weeks
There's Danny, Lucky and Roy too
Willy always knows just what to do
And there's no job too big or tall
With Simon and Mack, we can do it all
Metal, brick or wood, it's all good
And we can always send in the tractor
A little bit of timber and a saw, a little bit of fixing that's for sure
A little bit of digging up the roads, a little bit of moving heavy loads
A little bit of tiling in the reef, a little bit of making waterproof
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
A little bit of Brian, the bull man
Jump up and down and move it all around
Mix it up to the sound, dig a hole in the ground
Take one step closer to hell and one step closer to heaven
One twenty to the front and one forty to the side
Clap your hands once and clap your hands twice
And if it looks like this, then you're doin' it right
A little bit of timber and a saw, a little bit of fixing that's for sure
A little bit of digging up the roads, a little bit of moving heavy loads
A little bit of tiling in the reef, a little bit of making waterproof
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
A little bit of Brian, the bull man
Downhill number five hundred and seven, eight
I say, is this Downhill number five hundred, six and seven, eight
No, it's Downhill number five hundred, silly, tractor, tractor
That's a lovely job, Brian,
A little bit of timber and a saw, a little bit of fixing that's for sure
A little bit of diggin' up the roads, a little bit of moving heavy loads
A little bit of tiling in the reef, a little bit of making waterproof
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
A little bit of Brian, the bull man
There's Roy, Lucky, Simon, Mack and Danny
So much work to keep us all busy
And can we fix it, yes, we can
With the team and Brian, the builder man
A little bit of timber and a saw
A little bit of concrete mixed with sand
A little bit of Brian, Brian, Brian, the bull man
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