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Song Parodies -> "Geek"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Bobby Valentino

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

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My favorite show is DBZ
I play World of Warcraft and Halo 3
I love Call of Duty World at War
And you know that I play it a lot
I like Photoshop
And the movie Robocop
Cuz I Geek~
Because I’m a Geek (I’m a nerd and I’m a) 2x
I’m obsessed with watchin Naru-
Never gonna miss an Epi-
Sode~ (I can’t get enough)

Excuse miss, but what’s you PSN
And can you get up real quick, your sittin on my retainer
Yeah you know me, I edit Wikipedia
I never ever leave my room
I love blogging, math is my hobbie
Everybody says I’m a geek geek geek
Cause I think I’m cool, cause I use leet l33t 1337
Can’t wait for Dr. Who to come on

My face is covered in Acne
I go outside about 0 times a week
I memorized every line from Star Wars
I listen to Techno a lot
I play internet Pong
Hentai turns my on
Cuz I’m geek~
Because I’m a geek~

I hit my brother with the Wii-
I collect Magic and Yu-Gi-
Oh! (I can’t get enough)

I still play my Nintendo, I get really good grades
I have a beast top 40, friends on my MySpace
I rock at Programming, there’s nothin I can’t do
IM me whenever I get online
I get frequent erections, from my Calculator
Turn it over, it spells boobies (TEE-HEE!)
I’m in the Hall Of Fame of DND
Nobody got skills like mine

I’m always in the Library
There’s so many books for me to read
Like Encyclopedia Vol. 4
OMG can’t believe I forgot
Lost is coming on
And you know I gotta watch
Cuz I’m a geek~
Because I’m a geek~

I’m a Pokémon and a Swatch Watch fiend
My asthmas always actin out
Comic collections the best around
And I was a Treky before it even came out
She said she like the way I make her LOL when we go out
Wanna be friends, nothin more, so I don’t even talk to her now
You know I am a Hacker, call me the Codebreaker
Got my tools in my Fanny pack, right next to my Inhaler
I’m a Checkers Pro, don’t mess with this
Pwnin n00bs really easy
I’m in the AV, Glee, Chess Team, and my nickname is UAV
I hate my town cause the bullies never leave me alone
And even though I don’t play baseball, I’m always runnin home
I’m a Geek~
All night usin leet~

Playstation, Xbox and Wii
You already know that I have all 3
I’m 25 and I still have chores
Because I still live with my mom
I ain’t gotta job
And I never go out
Cuz I’m a Geek~
Because I’m a Geek~ 2x

Seriously, I never leave my
DBZ is still my favorite
I’ma play some Chess like that

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