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Song Parodies -> "Why No Chopping Block?"

Original Song Title:

"Where Is The Love?"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Why No Chopping Block?"

Parody Written by:

Maximus Buttcrack

The Lyrics

ISIS killin' people dyin'
Hurtin children', I hear them cryin'
Can we execute their arse
Would they turn the other cheek?
MP, MP, MP, tell us what the hell is goin' on
Can't we all just execute?
Father, father, father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me
Questioning
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Yo what's going on with the world, MP
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Yo people living like they are in some highly horrid ‘caliphate’
(Why No Chopping Block?)
I think they all distracted by the religion and
Attracted to the violence, MP
(Why No Chopping Block?)
I think they don't understand the concept or
The meaning of karma
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Overseas, yeah they trying to stop terrorism
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Over here on the streets the police shoot
The terrorists put the bullets in 'em
(Why No Chopping Block?)
But if you only got love for your own race
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Then you're gonna leave space for terrorists to begin more hostilities
(Why No Chopping Block?)
And to preach horrid ideas only generates hate
And when you hate then you're bound to get irate
Madness is what you demonstrate
And that's exactly how hate works and operates
Man, we gotta set it straight
Take control of your country and legalise death penalty
And let your soul just gravitate
To the love, so the whole world celebrate it
ISIS killin' people dyin'
Hurtin children', I hear them cryin'
Can we execute their arse?
Would you turn the other cheek
MP, MP, MP, tell us what the hell is goin' on
Can't we all just execute?
Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questioning
(Why No Chopping Block?)
It just ain't the same, always in change
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Terrorism is strange, is the Middle East insane?
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Terrorists droppin' bombs killing our little ones
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Ongoing suffering as the youth die young
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Where's the love when a child gets murdered
Or a cop gets knocked down
Black lives not now
Everybody matter to me
All races, y'all don't like what I'm sayin'? Haterade, tall cases
Everybody hate somebody
Guess we all racist
Maximus Buttcrack do a song about execution and y'all hate this
All these protests with different colored faces
We was all born with a heart
Why we gotta chase it?
And every time I look around
Every time I look up, every time I look down
No one's on a common ground
(Where's the love)
And if you never speak truth then you never know how love sounds
(Where's the love)
And if you never know love then you never know God, wow
(Where's the love)
Where's the love y'all? I don't, I don't know
Where's the truth y'all? I don't know
ISIS killin' people dyin'
Hurtin children', I hear them cryin'
Could we execute their arse?
Would you turn the other cheek?
Father, Father, Father help us
Send some guidance from above
'Cause people got me, got me questioning
(Why No Chopping Block?)
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Capital punishment is the key
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Capital punishment is the answer
(Why No Chopping Block?)
Execution is the solution
(Why No Chopping Block?)
(Where's the love)
They don't want us to love
(Where's the love)
Love is powerful
(Where's the love)
(Where's the love)
My mama asked me why I never vote never vote
'Cause police men want me dead and gone (Dead and gone)
That election looking like a joke (Such a joke)
And the weed man still sellin' dope
Somebody gotta give these niggas hope (Please hope)
All he ever wanted was a smoke (My gosh)
Said he can't breathe with his hands in the air
Layin' on the ground died from a choke
(Where's the love)
I feel the weight of the world on my shoulders
As I'm gettin' older y'all people gets colder
Most of us only care about money makin'
Selfishness got us followin' the wrong direction
Wrong information always shown by the media
Negative images is the main criteria
Infecting the young minds faster than bacteria
Kids wanna act like what they see in the cinemas
What happened to the love and the values of humanity?
(Where's the love)
What happened to the love and the fairness and equality?
(Where's the love)
Instead of spreading love we're spreading animosity
(Where's the love)
Lack of understanding leading us away from unity
(Where's the love)

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