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Song Parodies -> "My Junk"

Original Song Title:

"My Humps"

Original Performer:

Black Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"My Junk"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Since Fergie got to sing about her boobs/butt/both?/whatever,I figured it would work out for me,too(except I have no boobs and my butt isn't something worth singing about).
Flash Flood feat. the Black Eyed Peas:"My Junk"

Why did you have to go
And sing about yo' junk
Are you drunk?

Flash Flood:
I can sing about whatever I want
Whateva I want
Including my junk

Did you drink booze again?
Just like that time when-

Flash Flood:
Shut up,I'm not drunk
I just like to sing about my junk
My junk(7x)
My lovely boyish crotch
Check it out

I'm driving ya'll crazy
Like I'm on ecstasy
But please don't be judgin' me
Don't diss out on me

If that Katy Perry
Can sing that she's a lezzie
I can sing
About my junk
My junk(7x)
My lovely manly crotch

It's driving us craaaazyyyyy

Flash Flood:
Have you ever seen my buddy?
It looks good nude-y

Please stop singing

Flash Flood:
Never I shall stop singing
About my devilish Dinky

About my junk
My junk(7x)
My lovely manly crotch
Check it out

Hey,Flash is you crazy?
You must be trippin',maybe
This is the prude AmIRight
Send this to that other site
With the freaks and weirdos
This ain't no innuendo
It's a bad parody
The words aren't even in the right pace
You must be insane
If you send this spoof mundane

He drives us crazy

Inexplicable content
Go on and get bent

Flash Flood:
Oh,yeah well,fu*k you!

Now you're copyin' Lily Allen
Next time it'll be Billy Talent

Flash Flood:
My song is briliant

Thinkin' you're such fun
You'll get a 1-1-1

Flash Flood:
O.K.,let's stop this

Stop this stupid fiasco
And hope there's no video

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