Why you have to go and watch that junk?
Watch that junk, that crappy junk?
What have I told you, it's not junk
It is not junk, it's South Park
South Park, South Park, South Park, South Park, South Park
South Park, South Park, South Park, I'm just watching South Park. (Check it out)

These kids, they are just crazy,
I watch them almost daily,
They don't act very nicely,
They all act very wildly.
Cartman and there's Kenny
Kyle and then Stanley
Butters and there's Token
Don't forget Mr. Garrison
And there is Mr. Mackey,
He does act very wacky
Oh my god, they killed Kenny
It's not mean, cause it's just funny
So I keep on watching
No one will be talking
Yeah, you best keep walking
So I'll just keep on watchin'

South Park, South Park, South Park, South Park
I love to watch South Park
South Park, South Park, South Park
South Park has got me
It's got me swearing
(Oh) Swearing Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on Thursday and Friday
It's got me swearing
(Oh) Swearing almost everyday now, day now, day now

Why you have to go and watch that junk?
Watch that junk, that crappy junk?
What have I told you, it's not junk
It is not junk, it's South Park
Oh my, he was called a fat ass
A fat ass, he's really steamed
We will hear, hear, hear, hear him scream
Hear him scream, hear him scream.
It's on South Park, South Park, South Park, South Park
South Park, South Park, South Park, I love watching South Park. (Check it out)

I knew this kid, his name was Cartman
He's not fit, he is the fat man
Always watchin Terrence, and his buddy Phillip
Always wants those good chips
He just wants his good cheesy poofs
Cheesy cheesy cheesy
Just give him those good cheesy poofs, cheesy cheesy right

This show is very funny,
You watched it, it was fun, see?
They are always killing Kenny
It's not mean it's just funny
They all live in that South Park
Watch it in the light, dark
You can sit and you should watch it,
When you watch it you will, just start laughing
You will bust out laughing,
Just keep laughing, you will bust out laughing
So I'll pull on your hand boy,
So just sit down, boy,
I'm just trying to sit boy
And watch South Park

South Park, South Park, South Park, South Park
South Park, South Park, South Park, South Park, South Park, South Park
I love watching South Park [x3]
In the light and in the dark
South Park has got me
It's got me swearing
(Oh) Swearing Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on Thursday and Friday
It's got me swearing
(Oh) Swearing almost everyday now, day now, day now

Why you have to go and watch that junk?
Watch that junk, that crappy junk?
What have I told you, it's not junk
It is not junk, it's South Park
Oh my, he was called a fat ass
A fat ass, he's really steamed
We will hear, hear, hear, hear him scream
Hear him scream, hear him scream.
Why you have to go and watch that junk?
Watch that junk, that crappy junk?
What have I told you, it's not junk
It is not junk, it's South Park
Man you were right that's funny junk
Funny junk on the TV
It will make, make, make, make you laugh
Make you laugh, laugh, make you laugh.
It's got me swearing
Swearing Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday on Thursday and Friday
It's got me swearing
Swearing almost everyday now, day now, day now