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Song Parodies -> "Hey Sailors (The Sailor Moon Dance Song)"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Mama"

Original Performer:

Black-Eyed Peas

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Sailors (The Sailor Moon Dance Song)"

The Lyrics

While going down the road towards the mall, I popped in my CD, and just happened to hear my friend say "Sailor Moon". Never has my mind exploded with such ideas before. OH AND PLEEEEEEEASE no one make fun of my poor attempt at spelling what the Black-Eyed Peas leader says. Dis, dat...y'know. And Negas is the minions of the Negavere.
Rip it Sailors!
Hey Sailors
Dis da beat da make ya groove Sailor
Get up Sailors
Throw and move your booty Sailor
We the Sailors blasting up the Negas
Mini, Mini
Make sure you move your booty
Shake dat thing with the Crystal Key
Hey, Beryl
I know you wanna party
And now I really have to go
Yeah, go use the potty
Pluto, Pluto
Make sure you move your booty
Shake dat thing with the Time Key
Hey, Beryl
I know you wanna party
And now I really have to go
Yeah, go use the potty

I got a naughty naughty skirtstyle
And a naught naughty crew
For everything I do
I try to impress Tuxy I do
I'm a little bit of Moon
And a little bit of Neo
The true people know
That the Inners come through
And never cease, no
We never die, no we never decease
We reincarnate like we mathematics
And then drop wands
Cuz we shake it to the beat

Now ya'll know...
Who we are...
Ya'll know we the Stars!
Steady gender changing
In the cars
We the Princess's bodyguards
Fighter does what he/she can
Maker, hell he/she can't
And still Healer stands
With weapon in hand
So come on Sailors
Dance to the drama

(Chorus !)

We the big attack hitters
The big beat critters
The beat bump bumps
And leaves us jump jumpin
We the girls in the club
In the front getting drunk
And when we using fake love
Then our hips bump bump
We don't fight with Inners
We the Outers
Pluto, Neptune, Saturn
We the wowsers
Cuz we the show stoppers
The chief fighters
Number one Sailor fighters
Now Ya'll know who we are
Ya'll know we the Outer Stars
Steady rockin all of ya'll nascars
How we rockin it Neptune?
With the Princess's bodyguards
Saturn be
Dad's Tomoe
A real SOB
And I'm gonna take heed
As we fight the lead
So come on Sailors
Dance to the drama

(Chorus 1)

No fakin
Can ya see the Sailors shakin
And the way they break it down
They got the whole earth quakin
Moon Prism
Moon Prism
Moon Prism
Moon Prism
Hey Tuxy, you ready?


I'm the Cape Boy baby
Moonlight Knight, baby
I like to throw roses down
For the Sailors with the shakers
C'mon, c'mon do it!
I'm the body hotinator
The daydream stimulator
Wait, maybe a crossdresser
So get on the floor
And move your transformed body

(Chorus 1)

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Snotball - January 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought this parody was crap!
Flibbertigibbet - February 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! I know! It was original, huh? =D
Wazzup885 - March 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Narr...Its allright, although I have no idea in hell what your talking about, i only came here cuz BEP is awesome XP
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
*Quirks Eyebrow* That was extremly messed up.
InuOtome - October 13, 2005 - Report this comment
You all suck! This kicks @$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seera Maazu - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Heh... I've never really heard Hey, Mama. So, I played it and tried to follow along with these lyrics. xD I got so lost... Odd parody, though.

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