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Song Parodies -> "Hessian"

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The Lyrics

Aaaaargh, Raaaaargh, Raaaargh, Raaaar!

He's looking, he's searching.
His head has been found.
He's not stopping.

He's going slashing. (Raaawr!)
He's the Hessian.
He's coming for you.
But you cannot run or hide.

Grrr grrrr raaaaawr raaaaawr!

Thought that they could keep him down.
how non-Hessian of them.
Aaaah, aaaaah, aaaah!
aaaah, aaah, aaah!
You sussed him out didn't you? (Haaaar!)

He could sense it.
Now he's in persuit.
He's stalking, he's hunting.
And you're the next victim.

He's going slashing.
He's the Hessian, he's the Hessian.
He's going slashing.
He's the Hessian raaaargh, he's the Hessian.
He's the Hessian raaaargh, he's the Hessian.

Haaaar! Haaar! Haaar! Grrrr!

(He's after!)

(he's after you now.....grrrrr...raaaargh!)

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Rob Arndt - December 07, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't be messin' with no Hessian- 555!
Monstermaster13 - January 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Rob - Thanks.

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