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Song Parodies -> "Try Stupid Shit"

Original Song Title:

"Try Honesty"

Original Performer:

Billy Talent

Parody Song Title:

"Try Stupid Shit"

Parody Written by:

Genny Rushton-Givens

The Lyrics

This parody is about people that do profoundly stupid things and it mocks Jackass a little bit. The first line was not originally in the song, I just added it to parody Jackass.
Ben Kowalewicz (spoken): Hi, my name is Ben Kowalewicz and this is Billy Talent.

Well I tripped, I fell down naked
I drank from a cup of lead
I hugged a skunk, it peed on me
Yesterday I joined Scientology

Steal a Camaro, then rape Jack Sparrow
Try stupid shit, try stupid shit
Jump in a dump truck, smell piss and get stuck
I cannot read, I cannot read
Shit on computers, then drink some pewter
Die sanity, die sanity
Marry a cheapskate, gain ninety pounds weight
I’m really dumb, I’m really dumb

I'm stupid, it's my fault, so daft
I like to play in the garbage shaft
The best sport is Parkour, damn straight
I arrive at work five hours late

Drink a deep fryer, eat some barbed wire
Try stupid shit, try stupid shit
Sleep in a fireplace, burn your entire face
I cannot read, I cannot read
Cinnamon challenge, go on a chalk binge
Die sanity, Die sanity
Bike into traffic, pose pornographic
I’m a jackass, I’m a jackass

I ate some poo!

I'm stupid, it's my fault
I'm stupid, it's my fault
This bad song don’t make sense

Get a Prince Albert, snake blood for dessert now?
Drink some Everclear, cut off your own ear now?

Go back in time to, forties as a Jew
Try stupid shit, try stupid shit
Do PCP and rip off your right knee
I cannot read, I cannot read
Find the KKK, put on some blackface
Die sanity, die sanity
Locate a pervert, then take off your shirt
I am a twit, I am a twit

I am a twit, I am a twit
Try stupid shit, try stupid shit
I am a twit, I am a twit

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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