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Song Parodies -> "Scream"

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Billy Idol

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The Lyrics

Watch out!!!

Look behind you punk!
The killer plans his blow
White mask and dark black robes
Disguised attire
He hopes for holes
Start running or blood pours!
Car door is locked you dropped your keys!
Climb in. What do you see?
A corpse stuck to the driver’s seat!
It’s such a scary scene!
When slashing sexy teens
Each time at the movies!

Makes me scream!
Nightmares! Won’t sleep much!
See the dagger’s gleam
Till it’s full of blood!
Makes me scream!
In fright when I watch!
Try human cuisine!
In fright
When I watch!!!!

Watch for Freddy when you crash on your couch!
His claws will gash you! Ouch!
Pay the price when you get shut eye
Such gore from that burnt guy!

Razors will glow
Don’t fall asleep!
You’ll look just like Swiss cheese!
You’ll try to run
But you’ll be seized
Can’t run from what you dream
You’re life has gone downstream
Freaked out by the movies!

Makes me scream!
That knife sliced your lungs!
There’s a constant theme
Teens diced when they’re sluts
Makes me scream!
Yelled “Yikes!”
When watched “Saw”
Blood drips like ice cream
Took flight!
From Gremlins!
Oh Christ!
There’s demons!

Kill it!

Oh My!


Oh! Oh! Oh! No!!!!


A cabin in the woods
Ancient curse can’t be good
The Necronomicon
Made all these creatures spawn!
One stabbed his chick right in the heel
She’s one too he fears
Sister’s banged by a tree
The curse won’t let them leave!
Spilled popcorn when I screamed
Now for the sequel please!

Makes me scream
Watched Mike
Kid gone wrong!
There’s 10 Halloweens!
Is quite long!
Friday the 13th!!!
Held tight
To your arm!
Hearing Jason breathe
Drained white
When blade’s drawn
In fright!
Leaped from pond!!!

There’s more films now!

He’s a basket case! (Oh man!)
Grit erased!
His chainsaw!
Classics make me scream
Shark bite!
Spooked by “Jaws“!
In fright!
When I watch!!!!
List of Horror Movies mentioned: 1. "Scream" 2. George Romero's Zombie Collection 3. "Nightmare On Elm Street" 3. "Saw" 4. "Gremlins" 5. "The Evil Dead" 6. "Halloween" 7. "Friday The 13th" 8. "Texas Chainsaw Massacure" And 9. "Jaws"

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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Phil N - April 20, 2010 - Report this comment
DKTOS but quite thrilling parody
Mark Scotti - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) What a GREAT homage to the horror film! This parody was a real scr.....I'm not gonna say it, but here's 555 slashes!!
The Charnstar - April 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Ha, I gotta say I really liked this. DKTOS but I looked it up. Great work
Agrimorfee - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I think I heard the OS ONCE in the 1990s...isn't Rex supposed to be the obscure song guy? :) At any rate, this was OK.
Matthias - April 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Aggy that's impossible because it came out in the 2000s...
Abbott Skelding - May 04, 2010 - Report this comment
Artistry- Not a big fan of the horror genre, but great job!
bobpiecheese - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Interesting little tribute to the horror/slasher genre. I've never seen a horror film, but I've read enough Wikipedia summaries to know what's going on. 555!
Rex - May 09, 2010 - Report this comment
(Artistry) So why do you keep watching? Nice synopsis, makes me glad I'm not a sexy teen.
Below Average Dave - May 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Easily my favorite of the competition, the title and execution fit the original song so well. In honesty I didn't expect to like it, so I was pleasantly surprised. . .Lol @ Rex. . .same here

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