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Song Parodies -> "We Roll On Chakras"

Original Song Title:

"On Choppers"

Original Performer:

Big Pokey Ft Big Moe

Parody Song Title:

"We Roll On Chakras"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Little

The Lyrics

Hanging with my homboy T-Wrecks, he was teeling me about this girl he knows who is obsessed with trying to align her Chakras, so I had to write this song
Down South we roll on chakras, on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras, on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras

Down south we roll on chak’s
Pushin' the big downward dog with no Crocs
Now chant
We bout to align the next chakra
Sittin' my legs right, blue jeans ripped knees
Betta keep on my socks cuz I can’t show my foot fungus
One size wearing yoga pants and they creep up my ass
Namaste, I’m doing my best
look at me in my headdress
thumb and index finger
Place in front of my chest
My yoga class stretch, park my ass on the mats
Sore body stretchin out
Like I been liftin’ weights
astral projectin’ out the gates
100 “Oms” per hour
Few dozen dog and flower
Got my freakin legs sore
Sittin' tall as a tower
cross leg supreme
Mashin' the Mitchum sticks
Under them hairy pits
Quartz and aventurine
Third eye illuminated
On the mat, pain jabbin’
Got the yoga swami lookin'
Down South we roll on chakras, on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras, on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras

Down south we heal our patient minds
Do some Yoga in my spare time
I bend it down wit my knee popped out
On the low low
I'm a young pro
In the game I ain't lame, layin' out on the mat
Twistin’ on this killa meditation
And the class is freestyle
The swami buck wild
half-moon pose throwed into a child
I'ma lean, lean
‘Till my aura’s green
Everytime you see me Slow - yo
I'm on the codeine
I pulled my vertebrae
A playa don't play
I'm bound to cut one in the yoga class everyday
On chakras
Rollin on dem chakras
Rollin on chak
Rollin on chak
Down South we roll on chakras, on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras, on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras

We got the Yogis and first timers
To 20 year old floosies
Next week focus on the Anahata
Like "Look at dem women”
Stretchin’ poses
Dudes wanna creep on dem
Sign up wit dem
Them boys cant stretch tendon
Yoga class is the spot
Where folk get woke
Seven layers of clear thought
Yoga ain’t no joke
Vishudda chakra round my throat
Wit a blingin' piece
Sittin lotus, bendin' my toes
Wit da Svadhisthana
Mind the Root Chakra, focus on the taint
Solar Plexus is Yella
Gonna do Yoga
For life
We gonna stretch it forever
Hoggin' the class
Raise dat ass bend that way
Hit all 16 positions we tryin' to break the game
patient minds in the game
Time to align our chakras
Went from mountain pose to peacock
To firefly to lotus
I swear it, we throwed
Yoga class is the place
Swami
takin’ off
It's all in my mind
Down South we roll on chakras, on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras, on chakras
Down South we roll on chakras

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