-> "Raise the Blind"
Original Song Title:
"Blow My Mind"
Parody Song Title:
"Raise the Blind"
The Lyrics
Tell me brother, you're at the WSOP
And you're sitting at the table sittin right across from me
I can see in your eyes what's goin on in your head
You look at your cards, Dang, you wish that you were dead
(Chorus)
Bet, bet, 'til you are all in
Bet, bet, 'til you are all in
'Cause if you want to raise the blind
Raise the blind, just raise the blind
If you want to raise the blind
Raise the blind, just raise the blind
No, no, nothin on the
No, no, nothin on the
No, no, nothin on the flop
Dang!
No, no, nothin on the
No, no, nothin on the
No, no, nothin on the turn
Dang!
Hate to break it to ya, that dang braclet I will claim
For winning the championship, cause you were off your game
I think that right now you should kiss all your cash goodbye
I know that if you lose to me, that you are gonna cry
(Chorus)
If you want to raise the blind it's time for you to let me know
Oh you're gonna go all in it's time for you to let your cards show
No, no, nothin on the
No, no, nothin on the
No, no, nothin on the flop
Dang!
No, no, nothin on the
No, no, nothin on the
No, no, nothin on the turn
Dang!
What's the river
What's the river
What's the river card
Hmmm
Now, now show your
Now, now show your
Now, now show your hand
YES!!!!!
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