I had many dishes approach me
Searchin' out what I would like to eat
I munched and munched, ate lots of fries
Can not see now, grease in my eyes
Had some turkey and stuffing
My greediosity attacked me
It was at noon, fourth of July
Finished my meal and ordered pie

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I swear it was much more than pie
It was a new life
Whip cream for the topping
Filling me with joy
When it touched my tongue
My taste buds, they just sung
Eating pie, I checked the time
And saw it was

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Around lunchtime, when I had the pie it was
Around lunchtime, I thought I might die
Around lunchtime, telling you there's nothing like
That French Silk Pie (French Silk Pie)

No it's been seconds and I want more
Oh my god! A crumb just hit the floor!
I'll lick it up, and then I'll try
Gaining back some...some of my pride
Wanna go on eating
But my stomach is filling
Wash it down with milk and leave a tip for him
Next time I will, order the pie first

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