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Song Parodies -> "X-Man's Love Letter"
Original Song Title:
"My Storm"
Original Performer:
Below Average Dave
Parody Song Title:
"X-Man's Love Letter"
Parody Written by:
Matthias
The Lyrics
Dear, My lady Storm…
You’ve swept me off my feet
Your sudden shower soaking me
My heart it skips a beat
While Magneto screams
I am not Wolverine
But hop inside my limousine
I would love to make you moan
And won’t mention my wife Joan
I know you must have pissed
Off a meteorologist
Each time a storm is crazed
They’ve got only you to thank
(Mutant bride…)
Mutant bride…
Please be mine…
(Heart’s aglow…)
Oh no… Ooooohhhh…
Once my life was bleak
I was lacking in physique
My powers were kinda meek
Just a comic-loving geek
Till you saved me from Mystique
Now my love for you’s not weak
Though you’re married I don’t mind a wink
You’re my lady Storm
I “Marvel” at the things you do
I’m your main comic beholder
Which allows me to get by
But means nothing without you as my babe
Cyclops can shoot off flames
And Wolverine has knives (Ohhh…)
My powers seem so tame (Ohhh…)
How will I earn you as my wife?
You’re my lady Storm
Black Panther might come and pound me
But by you I’m amazed
I’m some clown
Heart’s in pain…
This secret I must speak
I’m your creator, yes, Stan Lee
I can force you to abide
Damn, it seems my pen has dried
You’re my lady Storm…
I must state this fact
Went black now can’t go back
No, I’m not talking a load of crap
I must get you in the sack…
You’ve swept me off my feet
Your sudden shower soaking me
My heart it skips a beat
While Magneto screams
I am not Wolverine
But hop inside my limousine
I would love to make you moan
And won’t mention my wife Joan
I know you must have pissed
Off a meteorologist
Each time a storm is crazed
They’ve got only you to thank
(Mutant bride…)
Mutant bride…
Please be mine…
(Heart’s aglow…)
Oh no… Ooooohhhh…
Once my life was bleak
I was lacking in physique
My powers were kinda meek
Just a comic-loving geek
Till you saved me from Mystique
Now my love for you’s not weak
Though you’re married I don’t mind a wink
You’re my lady Storm
I “Marvel” at the things you do
I’m your main comic beholder
Which allows me to get by
But means nothing without you as my babe
Cyclops can shoot off flames
And Wolverine has knives (Ohhh…)
My powers seem so tame (Ohhh…)
How will I earn you as my wife?
You’re my lady Storm
Black Panther might come and pound me
But by you I’m amazed
I’m some clown
Heart’s in pain…
This secret I must speak
I’m your creator, yes, Stan Lee
I can force you to abide
Damn, it seems my pen has dried
You’re my lady Storm…
I must state this fact
Went black now can’t go back
No, I’m not talking a load of crap
I must get you in the sack…
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Very good at capturing the emotion of my original in your parody, I won't even get into little pacing quibbles--because being the singer of this original-I can say it would work perfectly anyway, Absolutely fantastic Matthias, I had best make some more original pieces, I may be a strong OA for you:)
(Artistry) Marvel-ous work. Makes me wonder what the fallout would be if Storm and Thor made out.
Hey there ~MissouriStormChase~ ! ! . . I Love storms, and this is chilling, SirDave, as well as ~CABO -WABO~ sirDave, The Mighty Duke oStorm.
(Art) Sweet stuff, Matty. Dave should definitely feel honored.
sirDave this is muy ~CABO-WABO~ SenorSackHer ! !
Sorry, SquireMatthias ! ! please fogive me !! I get these ~Knights oParody~ confused at times, Sir !
(Artistry) Pacing quibbles aside, this was a very well-written piece, if not quite LOL-tastic. I'd be worried about Stan's love for a fictional character, but then I'd just think of all them Twihards falling for Edward and then I'm busy slagging them off in my head for the rest of the day. Um...I think I'll just vote 555 and go now.
Nothing to add here, you know I love this one.
(ABC) This write was a real "Marvel"!!!
Great concept, Matthias...
~ Happy Holidays ~ SenorSackHer . . . love that vCreed . . . oh Liev, sweet Liev . . . I'll keep my Bulbs hot for you, Sir !
Nice take on a great OS... this is about as close as a Dave/Matthias collaboration as there will ever be. 555
Still really like this one. . .obviously. . .
Loved it, the OS sounds like a superhero movie song with these lyrics ,the music of the OS too, it could be an in XMen movie, 5s all round!
ABC5(XYZ) Well you learn something every day, and I just learned that Dave writes original songs as well as parodies...Nice work - both of you!!!...555!!!
Different choice of OS =). Loved the "I know you must have pissed/ off a meteorologist" and Marvel" lines.
(ABC) Is this a first: satirizing another Amirighter? Nervy move! Some of the pacing seems a little jagged, but not too. 555 and an umbrella!
(ABC5) See above!
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