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Song Parodies -> "My Dorm"

Original Song Title:

"My Storm"

Original Performer:

Below Average Dave

Parody Song Title:

"My Dorm"

Parody Written by:

Kristof Robertson

The Lyrics

My challenge was to write a parody of an original song by one of our resident artistes....the formidable and talented BAD. Weeeeeellll.....I'll apologise to you in advance, Davey boy...;-) Here's the original.
Welcome to my dorm....

There's nothing left to eat
Only beer, fried rice and peas
Smell of fungal feet;
Not unlike French cheese...

The carpet, vomit-stained
Was only steam-cleaned yesterday
A goat here, unexplained
Goldfish in the bidet

What happened yesterday?
Asshole arrived; he said "I'm Jay...
I am your new room-mate
Now it's time to par-tay!!"

Hate that guy....

He's smelly....

Bad B.O....


The dude's a a real disgrace
Shaved the eyebrows off my face
When I lost beer drinking games
Pubic hair went up in flames
Then he started to explain,
"Wedgies ALWAYS entertain"
So my butt crack got split

Hell came to my dorm;
Jackass Jay hounding me

I think his brain cell must be lonely
His antics I despise
I dream of the day when Jay's bummed in jail....

Gimme a freakin' break!
I'm too darn mad to speak
He leaves a urine lake
Each time he takes a leak

Welcome to my dorm
Jackass Jay hounding me
My forehead has been tazed
Head flush time?
Not again....

For my birthday treat
He threw my mattress on the street
I now can't pass gas;
He superglued my ass

Hell came to my dorm

Jay is nailing Jane
I'm locked out in the rain
And trying to suppress my glee
Coz Jane's got an STD....

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   12

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Jason - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
A parody of a parody? First of its kind! 555
Matthias - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Correction Jason: Parody of a Parodist, This was a Below Average Dave original. Very funny Kristof, and brutal last line. Just brutal.
Below Average Dave - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
That last line was woah. . .it is very, very, different being the parodied instead of the parodist. You handled my song very well Kristof. My Storm isn't very repetitive so I guess I'll have to make sure I keep doing that in my future originals so I can see what people come up with. 5's obviously, it's awesome to see my original work in parody form:)
alvin - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
disgustingly funny write
Wow - March 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I never thought I'd see the day that BAD gets parodied, absolutely hilarious!
Agrimorfee - March 28, 2008 - Report this comment
(Challenge) This was, indeed, a challenge for the often mighty Kristof. Maybe he held back a bit to not offend Dave, who knows, but this seemed a bit more random than the usual work I've seen from KR.
Matthias - March 31, 2008 - Report this comment
To go into more detail Kristof, I agree with Aggy on this one, by most standards this would be good, for you this was sub-par. I don't know what it was, like Aggy said it might be that you were going easy on the song to not offend Dave or something, but this isn't up to your usual standard. It was funny, but it wasn't a classic Kristof masterpeice.
Invisible Boy - April 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I thought you did a great job with this Kristof.
BAD's OS is not familiar to us (at least not to me), and so the jokes sort of have to "stand alone" without any context...does that make sense ?
Also the OS is slow and minor and moody, while your lyrics are upbeat and fun

Think of this verse to the tune of "Be Our Guest"

The dude's a... real disgrace Shaved the eyebrows off my face When I lost (at) beer drinking games Pubic hair went up in flames

Dave...I like your song
Kristof...I like your parody
adagio - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Those were really good jokes, Kristof! BAD, good song...unfortunatly DKTOS. 5's
Kristof Robertson - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks for your votes and comments, guys. To reflect on the experience of writing to a amiright mate's was bloody hard. Maybe subconsciously I was affected by the fact that I knew the OS's author would read this; there was a kind of strange uneasiness in putting this together. But, hey...I completed the challenge, so I'm happy (but never again....)
Jack Wilson - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This was awesome, 555.
Below Average Dave - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I left my comment-still really cool to see yourself parodied:)
bobpiecheese - April 11, 2008 - Report this comment
This si actually the first time I've heard 'My Storm' - bloody beautiful song. And as for the parody...absolutely hilarious. 555 for you!

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