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"Sumo Girl"

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The Lyrics

I saw her, yea, I saw her
Black mawrashi 'round her tuchus
Feet stomping like a war machine
Walks around the ring--watch her, I linger
Her caboose could block out the sun
She dukes it out with the underclasses
Big ol' booty, she's a peach!
She lives in Japan
Where she takes her training

No one throws her past the snake eye
Tachi-ai never lasts long
Her attack makes opponents cry
Makuuchi her rank belongs
This rikishi stole my eye
I hope that she'll just say "Hai!"

Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl

I saw her, yea, I saw her
Got her hands in back--
My lust is burnin'

Shimko leads the leisure life
Just wonder how much she's eatin'
Opponent falls in a cloud of dust
"Banzai!" The crowd is singin'
Buy a ticket for the next train leaving
For Fukuoka, the finals are running

And you know she is just my type
Her body's tall as it is long
You know her fat intake is high
Bulks her up to 600 pounds
Her salary is pretty high
So why don't I give a try?

Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl

Hey, my sumo girl
Hey, my sumo girl
My sumo girl
Hey sumo girl

Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee. Domo arigato. Info provided by Mawrishi=ceremonial wrap worn by wrestlers. Tachi-ai=actual sumo wrestling moves. Rikishi=wrestler. Snake-eye=sand surrounding the sumo wrestling ring, the goal being to force the opponent out of the ring.

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Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 23

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Agrimorfee - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Ooops...booboo here. One line should read, "Her body's wide as it is long."
alvin rhodes - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
555 for your Sumo Cum Laude.
Kristof Robertson - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
I was wondering when someone would have a go at this OS. Good work! 555
John Barry - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Mawrashi these 5s around yourself.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Zenzai, sensai! Sumo effort, Agrimorfee. Say hi to your ankogata!
Dominic L. - August 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Great job! 5's...
Adagio - September 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Larry Hensley - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hilarious.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still sumo the funniest stuff I've read.
Red Ant - September 20, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Scanned well to the lyrics you provided and I saw your thread on this OS on Funny
John Jenkins - September 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Very humorous word picture, Agrimorfee. There is something irresistible about a woman in a black mawrashi, isn't there?
Peter Andersson - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM - Another Big Boned parody!
Arwen - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM...I really wish I knew the OS...but this still made me smile...
Adam Eccleshall - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS, but a good read :-)
Johnny D - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Truly a Yokozuna-worthy parody, Agri-San.
Tim Mayfield - September 27, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) "She ain't heavy, she's my lover?" Very funny. 5's - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
After the boys of sumo have gone...

Fukuoka-ing hilarious, Aggro, and some great subs for the OS. I say bring on female sumo. I'd pay to watch that.
Claude Prez - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Say, I was just thinking about my grandma. She's a peach. Funny stuff.
Phil Alexander - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not sure you'd get female sumo wrestlers to wear the nappy, though... very good, Agrimorfee
Agrimorfee - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil: If they don't wanna wear anything, that's fine with me, too.
Rick C - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Still think it's one of your best!
Rex - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) This parody carries a lot of weight.
Dee Range - October 02, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM. DKTOS but very funny. One of your best, agri.
Kristof Robertson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See above...bravo!
Joel Martinez - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I like the parody, but WTF does SOTM and DKTOS mean anyway?!?! (555 by the way)
Agrimorfee - December 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Joel---SOTM is the Song Of The Month contest (participants are required to comment). See the link for Song of the Month on the left side of this page for more. DKTOS stands for Don't Know The Original Song.
Stephen Harrington - May 17, 2006 - Report this comment
555, interesting parody. Cool.
Matthias - January 21, 2014 - Report this comment
For a song that's 9 years old it still really holds up well. This one was really clever. I probably wouldn't have thought of the sub "sumo" or "summer" that takes talent and there were a lot of great lines in here. It's also a really fun original song to listen to so that is bonus points for you.
Max Power - January 24, 2014 - Report this comment
That's one fat chick one won't mess with, unless you can run of course.
Abbott Skelding - January 26, 2014 - Report this comment
Probably my second favorite Beck song, so it's always fun to listen to this. You had a lot of funny lines and the "sumo"/"sun-eyed" sub was really clever. Nice work!
bobpiecheese - January 28, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Coupla pacing stumbles here and there, but it would be kinda dickish to hold that against a nine-year-old parody, wouldn't it? Pretty good stuff, 555!
Blaydeman - January 28, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The pacing was rough in spots, but the comedy hit hard. A lot of awesome Japanese terms really helped to fill out this spoof, however the limited nature of the OS really held you back in those choruses. Overall, very solid for an extremely old work of yours.

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