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Song Parodies -> "This Old Man"

Original Song Title:

"I Love You"

Original Performer:

Barney and the Backyard Gang

Parody Song Title:

"This Old Man"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

My Barney meta-parody. Some of the lines reference "Post Perfusion Syndrome", which describes subtle deterioration of cognitive and neurological function after being hooked up to a heart lung machine. Some believe this occurs because the machine introduces tiny particles (emboli) or perhaps air bubbles into the bloodstream. I think I may have a bit of this
This old man, he'll try one
Stanza of Barney just for fun
With a "Love Me" parody give his song a score
This old man will try one more

This old man, goes for twos
Tiny bubbles cloud his Muse
With a whiz bang Backyard Gang, and kiss from you to me
This old man will go for three

This old man, goes for three
Brain is filled with emboli
While a brain whack heart attack makes this verse a chore
This old man should stop at four

This old man, now on four
Done enough to earn good score?
Like a gimcrack Kerouac, this line is mostly spew
Wont you give me three fives too?



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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

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Rob Arndt - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Three 5s will do right on cue ;-)
Columbo - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Very subtle reference here: The OS was sung to the tune of the song, This Old Man. See: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/This_Old_Man
Callmelennie - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Very perceptive, Detective. It's good to see that my genius is finally being appreciated around here. Is there any other way I can be of assistance to you? Well then, good day to you.
CML @RA - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
I was tardy with my thank you ;)
Jonathan - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
you glorious b*st*rd! you actually did it! 5s! :)
Callmelennie - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
Never been called a glorious bastard before, Jonathan. I'm gonna assume that's high praise .... I got a Side B to this, you know
Jonathan - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
^ you've referred to yourself as a sick one before, so yes, my comment was intended as high praise! looking forward to your next parody! :)
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2017 - Report this comment
CML, looks like you've got a hit! Good thing that neither you nor Onslaught were taking swipes at me for using the short Barney theme song :-)
CML - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
That would have been a sh*tty thing to do, Rob. Would have cast a pall over the humor
Callmlennie @ The J-Man - March 08, 2017 - Report this comment
I've never been called a glorious bastard before, Jonathan but I seem to remember George Patton once calling me a "magnificent bastard" in the comments ...... Lennie, you magnificent bastard; READ YOUR SONG!!

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