Case: A mystery author has been putting “spam” parodies on the website amiright.com. Spaff.com’s name has been stolen, aka “parody identity theft,” and the name “Ghetto Chris and Monoco John” is being used, most famously for a song about drugs.

Main Suspect: People are pointing at TJ Spindler, a site user for seven months who has claimed to be ten. He is known to use very… um… childish (uh…) words in parodies, and also not know a few things (e.g. “pot” and “weed” are the same thing). After reading the “Drugs” parody of Ghetto Chris and Monoco John (which, by the way, is how people say he spells it), it looks like it was written by somebody who doesn’t know the difference. Meanwhile, famous parody writers such as Guy DiRito and Diva are petitioning for TJ’s removal from the web site. TJ has a brother, Christian, who plays tricks on him every once in a while, such as the feud between Static and TJ in the early summer.

Clues: The parody definitely looks like it was written by TJ, but he would definitely not do something in such “horrid taste,” as The Loosekanen says. Because, in his parody located at http://www.amiright.com/parody/misc/traditional334.shtml, two comments include Johnathan C. telling TJ that Monaco Chris died a few months ago, and TJ showing remorse and grief (though I suppose anyone can do that). And though TJ (or at least his username) has been known to get people mad before (like Static), in the parody located at http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/blink18283.shtml, the two trade insults before a person named “XXXSex” breaks it up, saying he did the fake comments, saying “I was pranking with him.” So, either Spindler could be doing this. Now, let’s go back to the “Drugs” parody, which is located at http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/traditional5.shtml. Mouse over the three links located at the bottom of the parody. They are all links to (likely, you can check if you’re perverted, I’m not) porn sites. TJ is all but eliminated, as he messes up on links a lot. Also, remember his brother’s old username? XXXSex. There. I have checked TJ’s comment at http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/adamsandler9.shtml, and deduced that he is only promoting his brother. TJ has promoted his brother before now, so I have concluded that is it.

Verdict: The criminal is Christian Spindler, aka XXXSex. All of the clues point to him. Also, he may be the one to have stolen Spaff’s username, as he steals names, and is the only one to ever have been caught doing that here. For example, a since deleted parody named “There’s Cream Cheese on the Mayor” sounds very much like one of them. Of course, maybe TJ’s parodies were stolen by his brother and put on the website. Anyway, it is an appalling joke. Now that the OTHER Sherlock has figured it out, I want to reveal who I am. My name is…

Static.

Does it really matter which Spindler it is? Their "tricks" irritate us all. Ban them both.

Nice alabi, Static. Ever notice that whenever spam happens, TJ has someone to blame. Either, it's his brother Christian, or someone named Michael James. Let's get in the real world for a moment.

. TJ, loves to portray himself as a vitcim. He does this to get sympathy. Somewhere out in webspace, there is a person who wishes to be loved and craves attention. To direct the limelight, his behavior changes. Negative behaviors will usally draw attention and publicity to the TJ Drama. This usualy occurs when TJ, has been absent, or has had poor reception to his parodies. Sorry, I can't buy this arguement.
If anyone with logical thought, were to examine the behavior of TJ for the last 6 months. Yes, it is childish, but I'm not convinced this is a Ten year old child, even given the the oddity of Mensa intellect. My best estimation probably the age 25-35 year old range. Most likely male, most likely single, who has few viable relationships in the outside world.

DKTOS well enough to vote scientifically, but any parody that calls Johnny D and me "heroes" is fives by me.

Hmmmm, I wonder, is this site only on the East Coast? I mean, it shows the time a message was submitted, but in the EC's time zone.

Want me off the site? Go on expage.com/willtjleaveamiright and click on "Mini Quiz". You can vote if you want me ON or OFF

Want me off the site? Go on expage.com/willtjleaveamiright and click on "Mini Quiz". You can vote if you want me ON or OFF

your point is? this one sucks

well, skittles, if it sux, how come it has almost perfect pacing! and, the people have spoken (on expage.com/willtjleaveamiright) and i aint leavin! so chew divas @$$

nice parody static