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Song Parodies -> "Christmas Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Do They Know It's Christmas"

Original Performer:

Band Aid 20

Parody Song Title:

"Christmas Tree"

Parody Written by:

Banned Aid

The Lyrics

Hey. This is Josh 2 submitting this, and I'd like to say a big thanks to all who made it possible and it's pretty cool to be doing this is people who I've never worked with before. Well done toe veryone. Everyone who contributed is listed below. Enjoy
The Christmas tree, now it's time to fit the lights
upon the tree, will they all work and shine out really bright?

This string's just hurled me across the room with such a jolt
It's the cheapo dodgy wire, that's at fault


It seems unfair
Trees are the silent ones
At Christmas time, it's cruel to saw off their trunks
Poor thing stands by the window
It gathers dust while Dad drinks beer
And the gooey sap is running
Down the branch like salty tears


And the Christmas Star that hangs there, it does chimes and flashes too

Well last night I bought a pair on three-for-two

And there won't be snow upon the tree at Christmas time. The cheaper stuff I found this year ain't white





[Josh 2]

Hanging all the tinsel and the baubles
Shaking all the presents for a football

Eggnog raised

Now lets get this hard work done

See all the lights flashing and glowing
Shame it don't look like it's been snowing

[Red Ant]

Don't they know this Christmas tree is small?

It's not tall!

Short and small!


Needles hurled
Brown and curled
Needles hurled
It's Christmas tree fi-re time again
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Red Ant - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny since I had no idea what the others wrote until now.
Agrimorfee - December 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job everyone!
tomario - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
i got very confused because i had been listening to the original band aid single and i thought some of you had had too much festive spirit,but once i'd listened to band aid 20 it all made sense.good job everyone and a very merry christmas
Dumb Ass Kid - December 22, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm not gonna vote for obvious reasons, but a huge thank you to everyone who submitted lines, and thank you to Josh for "Taking over" (Only joking!) while i've been away (My family came up for the weekend, so I didn't get the chance to go online much). A Merry Christmas to all!
Larry Hensley - December 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry for missing out on this, but I never got an email and never saw anything on the messageboard saying how to write part of this. Oh well.
Josh 2 - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
acrually you will find that I sewnt you a Personal Message on your inthe00s account
Larry Hensley - December 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Oops, sorry, never checked that one.

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