Pillowcases
Filled all up with bowls
Costumed faces
Dressed up like Zorro
They're as Pooh, Winnie
I must beat the rest
Where I'm
Going
Take one wild guess

I've tried
To go out as The Matrix, Kaneu
Wide awake, pumpkins I'm smashing
I pray
My neighbors won't know who broke it
There's only one word I'm going to tell them
"Trick-Or-Treat!!!"

Reeses, Hershey's
All the bite sized one
But where's the
Good stuff?
In the ritzy people's homes
Candy, Want Candy
There's chocolate on my face
"You made the blunder
By giving me toothpaste"

Good-Bye
To your skilled pumpkin, "Boo-Hoo-Hoo!"
It'll break
On your front porch, "Ha! Ya Freak!"
You say, You'll throw my a** in prison!
But you should have given candy when I said
"Trick-Or-Treat!"

I don't mean to TP lawns
But you gotta give more than this, ya Ho!
I just want a good taste, King Sized, Almond bar
I wanna eat some NERDS (A bowl)

I tried
To go fill this bag to over-flow, Whoo!
Scared a geek and grabbed his bag of candy
I plan
To beat off the Shrek and Tolkien
Cause there's just one night I can say this
"Trick-Or-Treat!"

"Trick-Or-Treat!!!"