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Song Parodies -> "Dumbass Girlfriend"

Original Song Title:

"Shorty Doowop"

Original Performer:

Baby Bash

Parody Song Title:

"Dumbass Girlfriend"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

This is about my evil stepmother. Enjoy!
Yep, that's dad's dumbass. . .girlfriend.(3x)
And I can't wait to graduate high school.

I bet you never seen a girlfriend so bad
She's a nasty b**** and a dirty old hag
Tell you she obese and her feet heavy on the floor
Take her shoes off I'm'a jet for the door
She leaves dishes unclean and she's excess mean
She leaves pot holes 'cause she's so elephantine
Watch her eat a cow and I swear that you will throw up
Try and touch her meat and you gonna draw back a nub
Now after two mother pigs she devoured my dad
Figured attacking him was gonna make me sad
And through the thick of this s***
I'm ignoring all of it
I can't wait 'til I leave I must admit


I hate her, I hate her, I hate her
I'm alive in the movie and she's the killer
When I leave things will be oh so much greater
Give her the finger 'cause I just can't stand her
Neo M. refuses to lose his temper
I can't wait 'til I get to escape from her
And yes, sir she's evil and not a woman
When she gets the boot, I just keep on humming
There's no method to her madness, her hate, her fat a**
Respect me? Um, never. I'm leaving her craziness
And yes she's, stank-ee, and no sir, sh'aint comin' with me


I can't wait, to graduate high school
'Cause when I graduate I'm gonna kick her in her coo
Then I will run away. . . to escape daddy's rage
I may have acted rash, but I think my point's made


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