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Song Parodies -> "Legolas"
Original Song Title:
"Sk8ter Boi"
Original Performer:
Avril Lavinge
Parody Song Title:
"Legolas"
Parody Written by:
Dakarma
The Lyrics
He was a boy, in middle earth
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He had a bow, and a buncha arrows
Now I'm sure you all know
He practiced hard, everyday
till he could kill a guy miles away
Come in Legolas, get lost Frodo
Leggy's gonna be the new star of this show
He was an archer boy, Courageous, cunning, and coy
The new heart throb of every girl
Always defying doom, played by Orlando Bloom
Best looking guy in Middle Earth
He was an elf, who joined the quest
Joined the journey
To destroy the ring
This gorgeous guy, Orlando Bloom
He's on a quest moving to Mt. Doom
His long sexy hair, spirit like ice
and I bet you girls love his deep blue eyes
Strong body, mind
In his green clothes
More powerful than the bow that he holds
He was an archer boy, Courageous, cunning,coy
The new heart throb of every girl
Always defying doom, played by Orlando Bloom
Best looking guy in Middle Earth
Can I make it anymore obvious?
He had a bow, and a buncha arrows
Now I'm sure you all know
He practiced hard, everyday
till he could kill a guy miles away
Come in Legolas, get lost Frodo
Leggy's gonna be the new star of this show
He was an archer boy, Courageous, cunning, and coy
The new heart throb of every girl
Always defying doom, played by Orlando Bloom
Best looking guy in Middle Earth
He was an elf, who joined the quest
Joined the journey
To destroy the ring
This gorgeous guy, Orlando Bloom
He's on a quest moving to Mt. Doom
His long sexy hair, spirit like ice
and I bet you girls love his deep blue eyes
Strong body, mind
In his green clothes
More powerful than the bow that he holds
He was an archer boy, Courageous, cunning,coy
The new heart throb of every girl
Always defying doom, played by Orlando Bloom
Best looking guy in Middle Earth
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this is great...my friend mandy absolutely loves legolas!
I luv Legolas! ur parody is pretty kool
That's what I like! Middle Earth parodies. Yeah, I'm a dork, but I'm a well-read dork. All fives!
I love Legolas Greenleaf I have 129 pictures of him all pinned around my bedroom. I love him as Legolas and Orlando his is just so nice!
damnnammit its so good hey dakarma write sum more u rock cheers cuz i lurve legolas yum yum not as hard out as erin :) but still hes babe
Hehe, that totally rocks. It holds the truth too!
The parody is great, and here's what my gay friend Andre would say: I think Legolas is hot.
Woah I didnt know I'd get so many comments =}~~ I wrote this for a die hard legolas fan friend of mine. She positively squeeled when I sent it to her =P
Hey I did an updated version pls check it out ;)
This was an AWESOME parody! it was really funny. I love Orlando Bloom i have tons of pictures but i luv u legolas u r way 2 obsessive
don't you preps have something better to do than obsess over that jackass?
Ah, legolas... now we're talkin... rinse the poison of avril from my mind...
and ur precious "boyfriend" orlando sux!
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