Song Parodies -> "I'm a Jew"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I'm a Jew"

Parody Written by:

someguyinanambulence

The Lyrics

I'm sitting by the road
I'm playing with my dreidel
I thought that you'd be here by now
There's nothing but lit trees
No menorahs to be found
I wish I could leave this town
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home?
It's a damn cold night
Trying to hitch a ride
Won't you,
take me by the hand
take me to Is - ra -el
I don't know who you are
but I...I'm a Jew.
I'm a Jewwwwww.
(Mmmm...)
I wish for the Wailing Wall
I'm searching for Mt. Olive
Is anybody here? I wanna go
Cuz nothing here is sacred
And I'm sick of "White Christmas"
And I don't wanna wear this yamikah alone.
Isn't anyone trying to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home?
It's a damn cold night
Trying to hitch a ride
Won't you,
take me by the hand
take me to Is - ra - el
I don't know who you are
but I...I'm a Jew.
I'm a Jewwwwwwwww
(Yeah, yeah...)
It's a damn cold night
Trying to hitch a ride
Won't you,
take me by the hand
take me to Is - ra - el
I don't know who you are
but I...I'm a Jewwwww.
I'm a Jewwwww.
Yeahhhh
Why is the neighborhood not obliging?
Maybe this is all in my mind...
Yeah-e-yeah, Yeah-e-yeah, Yeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh

It's a damn cold night
Trying to hitch a ride
Won't you,
take me by the hand
take me to Is - ra - el
I don't know who you are
but I...I'm a Jewwwww.

I'm a Jewwwwww.

take me by the hand
take me to Is - ra - el
I don't know who you are
but I...

I'm a Jewwwwww.
I'm a Jewwwwww.

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