I'm glad I dodged that finch
But now a hungry carp
Has filled me full of fear... Right now
We came out in the rain
From the dirt underground
Bubba's fishing and I... Was found

Why are all these punks trying to bite me?!
Wiggled in the mud now I'm boned!

Might not seem too bright
Don't want to be chow for pike
We're gripped... By a redneck's hand
On this hook we're screwed
You think your life is hard?!
Well I'm... I'm fish food!
I'm fish food!

We're shoved into this case
By bluegills we'll be chased
Trapped with this tackle gear... It blows!
I used to have a wife
She entered a bird's nest
And this dude's spike has pierced my bros

Isn't any fun when they're dining
We're all really glum, Hope they choke!

In this pond we'd fight
But down a trout's snout we slide
Used to... Chomp on dirt and sand
Even apples, dude
Now I'm mentally scarred
Since I'm... I'm fish food!
I'm fish food! Da-ya-yahmn!

Those hicks stick us on rings while they're boozing
Maybe they just hate on the blind
Da-yamn, Da-ya-yamn, Da-ya-yahmn, Da-ya-yahmn, DAAAAAAAAMNNNNN!!!!

It's an earthworm plight
We can't even shout, It's strife!
All this... Torture should be banned
This just wrecks my mood
Get away from me gar!
Cause I'm... NOT YOUR FOOOOOOOOD!
NOT YOUR FOOOOOOOOOOD!!!

We're taking a stand
Go and catch a boot!
Since this lifestyle's harsh
Now we're... NOT FISH FOOOOOOD!
NOT FISH FOOOOOD!!!

Ripped me from my land
Since your hobby's crude
Now I'm all torn apart
Since I'm... I'm fish food
I'm fish food...
I'm fish food...