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Song Parodies -> "I'll serve you (Ice Cold Pint)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm with you (Damn cold night)"

Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I'll serve you (Ice Cold Pint)"

Parody Written by:

Gari J

The Lyrics

Wrongfully submitted under a different name (Grai J LOL) anyway here it is under the correct author. If you wait for a long time at the bar in a club or pub and you wait for ages to be served, here's and exagerration of that situation.
I’m standing by the fridge
I’m waiting by the bar
I’d thought that I’d be served by now
Theirs nothing but the wait
The managers around
I’m whistling but I’m not found

Doesn’t anyone want to serve me?
Wont somebody come take my dough
Wanna damn cold pint
I’m going to get served this time
Don’t you see my shaking hand?
Shaking right at you
I don’t know who you are
But I, I’m next dude
I’m next dude
Hmm hmm hmm

I’ll punch in you in the face
Or squirt you with my mace
I should have had my pint by now
Been standing here all night
I’m busting for a p**s
And no one seems to hear my moans

Isn't anyone going to serve me?
Won't somebody come take my dough?
Want an ice-cold pint
I’ve been standing here for some time
Wont you - come and say yes mam
What can I get you?
I don’t know what you want
But I’ll. I’ll serve you
I’ll serve you
Yea Yea

Oh, why is everyone so annoying
Maybe they’re all just disinclined
I wanna drink, I wanna drink,
I wanna drink, yea eee yeah,yeah

Want an Ice Cold Pint
Trying to shorten out this life
Wont you pour me a nice pint
Get pork scratching’s too
I don’t know why you ask
But I, I hate you, yea
I hate you, yea

When I count to ten
I will attack you
I’ll swing that metal bar
And I’ll, I’ll break you, yea
I’ll break you, yea

I’ve now got to five
About halfway through
I want my pint by here
Or I’ll, I’ll kill you, oh
I’ll kill you
I’ll kill you

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 7

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Andria - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job, and kudos to you for re-submitting under the correct name. 5s.
Mark Scotti - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
You've got to "fives" with me!!
Christie Marie M - July 28, 2009 - Report this comment
This is so funny, Gari! This fellow in your song would cause a hell of a brawl in that bar if that happened! I imagine that some guys I know would feel like that if dying for a pint! Sheesh! All that for a pint of beer! I'll be gladly to serve you 555 cold ones!
Gari J - July 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Yeah Andria made a mistake with the name but here it is under the rightful owner, Mark Scotti always appriciated, Christie Mari M the song is revloves around both sexes not just men LOL some of the girls where I live are pretty mean as well as the guys. ANYWAY THANKS ALL NEXT ROUNDS ON ME

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