i bet my face makes you look ill baby
right now i cant attract a male like you i am very pale
didnt you see me look in the mirror too
reflections scares everyone away
i really need my make... up
i need eyeliner
need a pedicure
so everyone can all stare
so i start singing

wheres my manicure
i want to be a hoe need some expensive clothes
i just need a man
im....im not good looking
im starting to trip im losing my glitz
and i need to attract a man

i am just some chick who needs a make over wheres my mary kay
and i also need to re arrange my face
no one will want to love me unless im sexy
i need some lip gloss
and look like britany spears
i need a pedicure
need to spray my hair
need some eyeliner
i was beaten with a ugly stick

chorus repeat


i look like a cow
i creep everyone out(2)

need lashes for my eyes
dont want to look dried
wanna look like a whore
i look in the mirr..or now im done
gonna have a one night stand

i look in the mirr..or now im done
gonna have a one night stand
time to party now
lets get drunk and hammered
time for sex your not going anywhere
(repeat)