Boo-Hoo!
Wahh-Wahh!
I whine like a Little Kid!

No Fair!
No Fair!
Your boyfriend’s the hot one!

Boo-Hoo!
Wahh-Wahh!
My boyfriend looks like a pig!

Cry! Cry!
Pout! Pout!
No, I’m not in 6th grade!

No way!
No way!
I’m a college freshman

So why
You ask
“Are you such a Little Kid!?”

I always whine
Cause you’re not mine
I might get vicious!
I Myspace-stalk you while online
Our love’s fictitious!
Think you’re cute, I’ll buy a body bag and lock your girl inside
(Inside, inside, inside, inside, inside…)

I’ll grab a branch outside your window to watch you piss
Cause to me you’re as Charming as that Prince, yes!
Just get that little tramp off you, and give me a try!
(A try, a try, a try, a try, a try…)

You are handsome and clever
So load her and pull the lever
She’s on that catapult to Heaven now
Cause I can tell that she is grossing you out!

Hey Hun!
Yoo-Hoo!
I’ll behead your girlfriend!

Yeah babe!
Yeah babe!
So you can go take me on!

Hot Stuff!
Yoo-Hoo!
Let me be your girlfriend!

(Hot Guy)
Gag! Gag!
Puke! Puke!
You are so disgusting!

No way!
No Way!
My current gal is perfect!

Yuck! Yuck!
Eww! Eww!
I won’t be your boyfriend!

(Avril)
Man, You must be gay
Must be gay to turn down me!
I try a million different ways for you to get with me
I’ll look just like that b*tch you like, cause you enjoy “those” women!
(Those women, those women, those women…)

Gosh! I love your rear; I have pictures of it on my mirror
So I’ll get you naked by the end of the year
And you don’t worry about whatshername, cause she’s dead!
(Cause she’s dead, cause she’s dead, cause she’s dead…)

Though you say I’m like a stalker
Your girlfriend will need a walker
And tongue, she’s no big talker now
So she had better not go leave her house!

Hey! Hey!
You’re Cute!
I WILL be your girlfriend!

No “If’s”
“And’s”, “But’s”
I’m being the new one!

Hey! Hey!
You’re Cute!
You won’t miss your girlfriend

I’ll watch!
You screw!
You’re slutty damn girlfriend

It’s strange!
It’s strange!
You’re body’s so perfect!

I’m not!
Half-through!
Making me your girlfriend!

Uh!
Done shaking hands, I’m sucking on your fingers!
You can bet! You can bet I’ve got rubbers!
Leave your mother! Cause I’m jealous of women!
You don’t wanna? Well, You will when I’m strippin’!

Uh!
In a second I’ll have a ring on your finger!
Cause I can when you down all that liquor!
In the covers is where it’s going to sink in!
I’m like Cupid! Just with force, and booze drinkin’!

Hey Babe!
You’re screwed!
I am now your girlfriend

Ha! Ha!
Ha! Ha!
Whatchu gonna do now?

Hey Babe!
You’re screwed!
Can’t escape your girlfriend!
Hurray!
Hurray!

Hey Dave!
Love You!
You’re now my fiancé!

Say! You!
Love! Me!
Don’t keep it a secret!

Hey Dave!
Love You!
Now I’ve got a husband!
Hurray!
Hurray!

Rape! Rape!
Not True!
Because I’m your girlfriend!

You’ll change!
You’ll change!
You can’t stop our true love!

Rape! Rape!
Not True!
I really love my boyfriend!
Hurray!
Hurray!

(Hot Guy)
Crazed Dame!
Ain’t through!
Planning for her wedding!

Big Day!
Big Day!
Hiring a Priestess

Crazed Dame!
Is through!
Being just a Stalker Friend
Now wife! My strife!

That’s Life!