Hey hey, you you
What is with your turtle
I say, I say
That he is just no fun
Won't Eat Your Shoes
Let me be your best friend

Say Say, don't you
know you want a doggy
Today, today
I will not snap at the vet
Hey hey, guess what
Your current dog is stealing

Cats are fine
but they chase twine
and break your dishes
But you see I'm in my prime
and self restrictive
I'll do shows to make you cash if you feed me each night?

Parrot flipped, you gotta know I won't do that
And bet you that I'll never eat your kit kat
I'll do what you tell me to, and I'll never bite

Fish just aren't too clever
Snakes, them you'll fear forever
Even other dogs can't beat me out
And all them hamsters you can do without

Tame Tame, It's true
I can fetch your slippers
Let's Play, Let's Play
catch or throw a frisbee
Hey hey, cool dude
Let me be your doggy

Wait Wait, look now
I can do your laundry
Yes way, yes way
I'll cheer you when you're upset
Sob Sob, Boo Boo
Please let me be your doggy

Just give me one day
Give me one day and you'll want me
And I will never go astray if you discipline me
No robbers get past me
I'll make them run and say their amens

I'll grab you a beer and help get rid of all your tears
When you sweat, I'll let dates know you're sincere
I don't really care if you can't feed me now and then

Won't run away ever
I can be your foot lever
We should start this endeavor now
And get rid off all your little pouts

Say Stay, won't chew
Let me say it again
I'm tame, I'm tame
I can be so much fun
Pay Pay, for me
Let me be your doggie

Hey hey, yeah you
I am begging you please
OK, OK
I've got a case of bad fleas
Spray Spray ,Pew Pew
They'll leave me right away

Uh
Don't you know if you say go I won't linger
And I can, And I can knit a sweater
Have no brothers, so let this friendship begin
Don't want geckos, it's me you should be keepin'

Uh
I know you're not thinking bout no spider
It just may, it just may bite you later
Shouldn't bother, your thought process is stinkin
Where is cupid, I think maybe you've been drinkin

Hey Hey, Bark Bark
Let me be your doggie
Neuter, Neuter
I won't fight you on that one
Please now won't you
Make me your new puppy
Today, Today

Hey hey, yeah you
You know that you want me
Go Pay, Go Pay
This purchase you won't regret
Won't go poo poo
On your brand new sofa
No way, no way

I won't bite you
Walk myself on weekends
Yes Way, Yes Way
I think you just might buy me
Hey hey, no dude
Why did you turn that way
come back, come back

Darn it, Darn it
I hoped he would buy me
Oh Man, Oh Man
That guy was a rich one
Next day, maybe
I want to live the high life
Dismay, today

Buy Me!