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Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

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Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Ever wonder what goes through a dog's mind in a pet store? Well this particular dog is extremely smart, and had a tale to tell. Still at . .
Hey hey, you you
What is with your turtle
I say, I say
That he is just no fun
Won't Eat Your Shoes
Let me be your best friend

Say Say, don't you
know you want a doggy
Today, today
I will not snap at the vet
Hey hey, guess what
Your current dog is stealing

Cats are fine
but they chase twine
and break your dishes
But you see I'm in my prime
and self restrictive
I'll do shows to make you cash if you feed me each night?

Parrot flipped, you gotta know I won't do that
And bet you that I'll never eat your kit kat
I'll do what you tell me to, and I'll never bite

Fish just aren't too clever
Snakes, them you'll fear forever
Even other dogs can't beat me out
And all them hamsters you can do without

Tame Tame, It's true
I can fetch your slippers
Let's Play, Let's Play
catch or throw a frisbee
Hey hey, cool dude
Let me be your doggy

Wait Wait, look now
I can do your laundry
Yes way, yes way
I'll cheer you when you're upset
Sob Sob, Boo Boo
Please let me be your doggy

Just give me one day
Give me one day and you'll want me
And I will never go astray if you discipline me
No robbers get past me
I'll make them run and say their amens

I'll grab you a beer and help get rid of all your tears
When you sweat, I'll let dates know you're sincere
I don't really care if you can't feed me now and then

Won't run away ever
I can be your foot lever
We should start this endeavor now
And get rid off all your little pouts

Say Stay, won't chew
Let me say it again
I'm tame, I'm tame
I can be so much fun
Pay Pay, for me
Let me be your doggie

Hey hey, yeah you
I am begging you please
I've got a case of bad fleas
Spray Spray ,Pew Pew
They'll leave me right away

Don't you know if you say go I won't linger
And I can, And I can knit a sweater
Have no brothers, so let this friendship begin
Don't want geckos, it's me you should be keepin'

I know you're not thinking bout no spider
It just may, it just may bite you later
Shouldn't bother, your thought process is stinkin
Where is cupid, I think maybe you've been drinkin

Hey Hey, Bark Bark
Let me be your doggie
Neuter, Neuter
I won't fight you on that one
Please now won't you
Make me your new puppy
Today, Today

Hey hey, yeah you
You know that you want me
Go Pay, Go Pay
This purchase you won't regret
Won't go poo poo
On your brand new sofa
No way, no way

I won't bite you
Walk myself on weekends
Yes Way, Yes Way
I think you just might buy me
Hey hey, no dude
Why did you turn that way
come back, come back

Darn it, Darn it
I hoped he would buy me
Oh Man, Oh Man
That guy was a rich one
Next day, maybe
I want to live the high life
Dismay, today

Buy Me!
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Pacing: 4.7
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 13

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Peter Andersson - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Not until now have I realised how much lyrics there is in TOS, and you did a good job with varying it, not to mention that I'm fairly sure you are already thinking of putting various pet sounds in the background for a possible recording. Woof!
2Eagle - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Put up with them - someday they might rescue you. Dogs are a good security system.
Rick C - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Hey, great job on this! I would love a doggie like this, that walks itself, doesn't mess indoors... 555
little-K9-Cakes - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir BAD, . . . Dogs do have their way of trying to become part of our lives; they are truly the best friend of all humankind . . . I've never regretted the 2 Terriers that I've selected/owned.
Matthias - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
I was sorta looking forward to seeing "Boyfriend" this one wasn't bad, it just wasn't as good as the rest of the parodies that you've written this month, and reminded me too much of "Cock Star" except from the point of view of a dog instead of a hermaphrodite roaster. But still this parody was very adorable.
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Not bad, Dave-o...but after your REM-fest, a little below tthe bar....still, some cute ideas. 545
Below Average Dave - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone, I just got home from work--Matty--Cock Star is about a chicken who is about to become dinner and trying to escape for his life, this dog is a greedy overly intelligent dog who takes care of himself, not sure how similar those are but still thank you. Kristof, yeah--I didn't expect this to hit REM status, thanks buddy, 2 Eagle-Rick C-LCC and Peter, thanks very much everyone!
Matthias - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
From what I've read of those two. "Cock Star" is about a chicken who wants to fend for his life by being someone's pet, this dog wants to wants to win the owner over instead of him buying another kind of animal in order to be somebody's pet. They both want to be somebody's pet.
Below Average Dave - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
But for way different reasons, and in two totally different settings, and using different methods to get there. Two different goals, two different methods to achieve them--not to mention c*** star was more a play on words, but alas, doesn't matter, this one was more cute and probably would stand up stronger if I hadn't released two parodies this month already that have gotten much better overall affection--those being of course "Fashion Trends" and "Text Messaging Ain't Right"
stuart mcarthur - June 10, 2008 - Report this comment
apparently if you want to get rid of the gekkos, just wheel in Celine Dion (acc. to matthias) and you'd think fish would be more clever given they spend all their time in schools (yuk yuk - line written for me by my 11-year-old) but nice job on a looooooooong OS, Dave - 555
Jeff Reuben - June 13, 2008 - Report this comment
Surprising number of lyrics for such a simple song :) I have to defend my turtles (being a Terp and all), but overall a funny song, I enjoyed.
Lover of Todd - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
That was very good, I enjoyed it. I really liked the pooing on the sofa part, very funny.
Below Average Dave - June 14, 2008 - Report this comment
Thank you Stu, Jeff and LOT:)

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