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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Stand Your Singing."

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Stand Your Singing."

Parody Written by:

Daniel L

The Lyrics

To all of Avril Lavigne's fans, This is not about Avril Lavigne. This song is not about anyone I have in mind. Just sit back, relax and enjoy the song with out having to worry.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
I can't stand your singing.
No Way! No Way!
You need to take some lessons.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Please get better at singing.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
You can't sing any higher.
No way! No way!
You're going to fail choir.
Hey! Hey! You! You!
Please get better at singing.

Verse 1:
You're voice is low and you can't even hit the high note.
When you sing you just bellow out like a goat.
Do you know that you can't sing at the top of your lungs?
Can't understand lyrics and note hitting is a no how.
You're so bad you could offend Simon Cowell.
You're about as talented as William hung.
You could do much better.
If you would not stutter.
You need to understand how.
And that is what this song's about.

[Repeat Chorus]

Verse 2:
I can't take anymore of your pains to the head.
You end up whinning like Alanis Morissette.
I can't stand hearing you sing like this again and again.
You sing like your voice is getting very chili.
You do better lip-syncing like Mili Vanili.
You could have fun something like that again and again.
You could do much better.
If you would not stutter.
You need to understand how.
And this is what this song's about.

[Repeat Chorus]

All I do hear is you whining like Bob Dylan.
Please tell me, want to sound like Phil Collins.
All I hear, is just a wannabe singing.
And to his voice, He is not even listening.

{Repeat Bridge}

{Repeat Chorus 2 times}
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T-Mac - February 09, 2008 - Report this comment
This is brilliant! You've covered every aspect of these sorts of people.
lace - March 15, 2008 - Report this comment
prettyy gooddd

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