Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Resident Evil: Extinction 2"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Avril Lavigne

Parody Song Title:

"Resident Evil: Extinction 2"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A day late and a dollar short for the Teen Pop portion of the decathalon, but here it is anyway. Spoilers abound, so ENJOY at your own risk!
Uh huh, life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, that's the way it is
Cause life's like this
Uh huh, uh huh that's the way it is

Chill out! Whatcha yelling' for?
Calm down, you’ve seen undead before
They aren’t…half as bad as they may seem
Please don’t scream
I have no clue where we are
But we're drivin' in a car
And we pulled up to an old hotel…it’s just as well

Start searchin’ dude, ‘cause there could be food
You’d best watch your back, ‘cause they just attacked
They spun me around, they’re tryin’ to chow down on me
Tell me

How the hell did people that are dead get animated?
I see the way they're acting like they’re ‘bout to be fed gets me frustrated?
Get this off me!
And I fell but I fought and she bit
And I’m saved, but too late. Well ain’t this some sh*t now?
Now I’ve been bitten, I don’t think I’m gonna make it…
no no no

She came over unannounced
Just as…we were ‘bout to bounce
Because…we’re attacked by zombie crows…
It’s time to go!
Those kids, they’re stuck on the bus
Can’t leave…makes me want to cuss
Let’s go…we must rescue everyone
This isn’t fun

Run, now’s your chance! To the am-bu-lance!
The birds will be gone…the flamethrower’s on
But ain’t this a shame…the flamethrower’s aimed at ME…
Tell me

Why the hell am I about to be incinerated?
You see, he’s ‘sposed to target where these pigeons from hell have congregated…
Guess I’m toasted…
But the flame, it goes up, in the sky
They must be…from Ken-TU-cky, ‘cause they’re all fried now
Anyone really think that she should stay isolated?
no no no

Chill out! Whatcha yelling' for?
Calm down, you’ve seen undead before
These are…twice as bad as they may seem
Time to scream

These zombies sprint, they’re in-tell-i-gent
We’re being attacked, we’re dead in our tracks
They used to be slow, now they’re on the go with speed
Help me!

How the hell did all these zombies get accelerated?!
I think the guy who came up with this concept should get defenestrated!
We’re all screwed now
‘Cause they climb and they jump and they run
Can’t remember when Vegas was this much fun, now
Better move before you’re eviscerated…
no no no

Why the hell is Dr. Isaacs bein’ evacuated? (what the hell!?)
I see the way he’s acting like a ‘Tyrant,’ he’s over-medicated
“I’m the future”
No you’re not, and your chance has been blown
Now you’re sliced and your diced by an Alice clone…now
Which of you wouldn’t mind seein’ THAT army naked?*
no no no
*Those of you who haven't seen the movie: at the end of the film, it is revealed that Alice (played by Milla Jovovich) has been cloned about 1000 times, and they all awake from their 'eggs' buck naked.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   8

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Matthias - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Now that's Teen Pop! I'd rather listen to a zombie chewing apart a dude then Avril (especially her new stuff).
Agrimorfee - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Wow, now I don't have to rent the movie! :) Well done!
TJC - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Munch a bunch a free toes! Good one and nice matching with the OS!
Kristof Robertson - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Just saw the movie last night (loved it, btw) and this was a great humorous summation. Would love to see Lavigne become a zombie supper....;-) 555
Kristof Robertson - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec 2.2) see directly above...still gunning for Avril burgers in RE4! ;-)
stuart mcarthur - October 31, 2007 - Report this comment
(dec2.2) "How the hell did people that are dead get animated?" is just a brilliant sub, Sync - and a lot of very clever and droll lines in thios one - I'll have to see the movie now -555
bobpiecheese - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Decathlon 2.0) That was pure win, Syncronos. No doubt about it (got any screencaps of that end scene ;))!
Below Average Dave ( - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
(Dec2) Whoever 1-1-1'd this. . .may Zombies feast on your intestines. . .AWESOME PARODY SYNCRONOS. . .hilarious. "Because…we’re attacked by zombie crows…" . . .they'd be awfully hard to avoid wouldn't they;)
Phil Alexander - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Brilliant. Simply brilliant.
Jeff Reuben - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Excellent job here...haven't seen the movie yet, but it's a matter of time.
Jack Wilson - November 01, 2007 - Report this comment
Dace, this was probably 1-1-1ed cause there's more parodies of this OS than parodies on the site alone/ But this was awesome, 5s
Mikey Squirrel - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
DEC2- I'm surprised I haven't seen this movie yet, considering I'm a big fan of the games, and the first movie was pretty decent. Guess I'm a little weary of sequels. Still, excellent job, Sync.
Arwen - November 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Decathlon...I've never seen the movies, but this was so much fun I almost feel like I want to now. Almost...; )

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 1268