Oh, oh, so much for that crappy ending
Oh, oh, so much for that crappy ending

Let's start this over
I don't understand
Was it something I missed?
Was it something not planned?
It left me hangin'
With an ending so dead
Had me intrigued
Then had me scratching my head

It was all the things the preview said
Until it reached the end

Films like Cast Away, and The Day After Tomorrow
Plus The Terminal, and Unfaithful both a sorrow
The Matrix trilogy was thrillin' me, but what the hay?
Went through all that weird mind-bending
Just to see this crappy ending

I've seen some dumb ones
Where things kind of drag
To an end so predictable
It makes me gag
But please no surprises
Or anything too long
I will lose my sanity
If I sit through King Kong

I don't care about what critics say
They don't know anything

Just like Gothika, Godzilla, and Jumanji
Will you please not speak, 'bout Dante's Peak; it's malarkey
And this includes that dumb E.T., and M.I.B., and Alien
Yes this planets worth defending
From so many crappy endings

Do you remember Titanic?
Boy, the ending made me sick
I didn't like the way that jewel was disposed
That grandma threw it in the sea
Has she lost her sanity?
She could've made lots of M-O-ney!

No this will not stop, at RoboCop, or Old Yeller
We'll continue on, with Air Force One, and Days of Thunder
And Mission Impossible, was tossable; it made no sense
Let's not waste our time pretending
That it's not a crappy ending

Yes I'm gonna sulk, over The Hulk, and Casablanca
Said "see ya later," to Terminator, and Willy Wonka
I never had the need to watch more Speed or Pearl Harbor
Don't care who I am offending
All these films have crappy endings
Yes, they all have crappy endings

Thank God this song's finally ending!