He was a boy
She was a girl
Could they be any more ridiculous?
He was a slave
She was a queen
They met on Tatooine
He wanted her
His life was a hell
He asked her if she was an angel
But all of her friends
Needed to leave
So he ran the podrace on Boonta Eve

He was a racer boy
Not yet a Vader dude
He wasn't old enough for her
She had a pretty face
But her ship fell down from space
He got her crew out of the dirt

10 years from now
In Attack of the Clones
Her friend blew up, now she's all alone
A Jedi comes over
Though he's gotten tall
Racer boy's hardly matured at all
He's a bit of a jerk
He doesn't understand
And to think that
He's already lost his hand
She tagged along
With a dignified frown
And she still keeps on turning him down

He was a racer boy
A real hotshot spacer guy
He was nice enough for her
Now he's a Padawan
Sneering at Obi-Wan
But he was a whiner since his birth (repeat)

At this point that I passed out
Lucas, stop the romance now!
They got married, we got that
Ani marries that flashy bat
Poor young Padmé, I guarantee
She is pregnant in Episode III
And will she really understand
When Ani's more machine than man?

He's still a boy
And she's still a girl
But they've finally stopped boring us
She confessed her love
(we nearly barfed)
Before they almost get warfed

She married the racer boy
The future Darth Vader boy
I am watching Episode III
I am at the theater
Crying out loud with her
When her hubby is in circuitry (repeat)