Uh huh, question's like this
Uh huh, uh huh, accept the way it is
Cause question's like this
Uh huh, uh huh accept the way it is
Chill out whatcha contesting for?
Lay back, it's been ruled on before
And if you could only let it be
Pretty please?
I like practicing in the van
You don't always contest then
and you're quizzing with us one on one but you've become

A contesting freak, an answer critique
Contesting everything, like you're the king
You think it's for good, I think you misunderstood
Tell me...

Why you have to go and make contests so complicated?
I see the way you're contesting like it really matters gets judges frustrated
Quizzing's like this
You buzz and you think and you answer
and you take what you get and you accept it as is
and promise me I'm never gonna find you contesting
Ever again

You contest very unprepared
You've got all your teammates scared
We wonder if your contest prolong & what might be wrong
you're making us laugh out when you really don't know
but you still want to contest though
you know you're not fooling anyone
when you've become

A contesting freak, an answer critique
Contesting everything, like you're the king
You think it's for good, I think you misunderstood
Tell me...

Why you have to go and make contests so complicated?
I see the way you're contesting like it really matters gets judges frustrated
Quizzing's like this
You buzz and you think and you answer
and you take what you get and you accept it as is
and promise me I'm never gonna find you contesting
Ever again

(repeat first verse)
(repeat bridge)
(repeat chorus twice)