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Song Parodies -> "Vote For No More Tax And Spending ( My campaign so"
Original Song Title:
"My Happy Ending"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"Vote For No More Tax And Spending ( My campaign so"
Parody Written by:
Ethan Mawyer
The Lyrics
If i can't think of an office on my own there's always calvin and hobbes for inspiration. Yeah I know i'm a day late... I'm balancing out the early ones. And if you don't know the original song, learn it fast because not knowing it will be illegal once I become dictator.
Vote for no more tax and spending
If I'm elected
I'll fight crime and win
And I won't make you pay
Taxes like in Sweden
I'll pay our soldiers
To catch Osama Bin
It's not a lie
And this is not even spin
I will pay for things I know you need
By kidnapping Saudis
Who have bucks to buy stuff that might help the people
And it's justified, justified, since they're evil
And its the safest bet our nation's debt will soon be paid
Money problems will be ending
Vote for no more tax and spending
How will I get them
To cooperate?
I'll let them work for me
And cure their hate
If they still loathe me
I have a plan in mind
I'll find rich Americans
And then I'll rob them blind
Because money matters so much more
Than ideology
I'll get bucks to buy stuff that might help me get votes
It is justified, justified, "cause I said so
Schools will educate with money paid by Kenneth Lay
No more corporate befriending
Vote for no more tax and spending
Hospitals will medicate
Using cash from William Gates
I'll pay the police with help from H. Ross Perot
Also the folks who own Wal-Mart
Can pay for roads for a start
And make the lowest wage less low
I'll get bucks to buy stuff that might help me get votes
It is justified, justified, "cause I said so
Schools will educate with money paid by Kenneth Lay
No more corporate befriending
Vote for no more tax and spending
If I'm elected
I'll fight crime and win
And I won't make you pay
Taxes like in Sweden
I'll pay our soldiers
To catch Osama Bin
It's not a lie
And this is not even spin
I will pay for things I know you need
By kidnapping Saudis
Who have bucks to buy stuff that might help the people
And it's justified, justified, since they're evil
And its the safest bet our nation's debt will soon be paid
Money problems will be ending
Vote for no more tax and spending
How will I get them
To cooperate?
I'll let them work for me
And cure their hate
If they still loathe me
I have a plan in mind
I'll find rich Americans
And then I'll rob them blind
Because money matters so much more
Than ideology
I'll get bucks to buy stuff that might help me get votes
It is justified, justified, "cause I said so
Schools will educate with money paid by Kenneth Lay
No more corporate befriending
Vote for no more tax and spending
Hospitals will medicate
Using cash from William Gates
I'll pay the police with help from H. Ross Perot
Also the folks who own Wal-Mart
Can pay for roads for a start
And make the lowest wage less low
I'll get bucks to buy stuff that might help me get votes
It is justified, justified, "cause I said so
Schools will educate with money paid by Kenneth Lay
No more corporate befriending
Vote for no more tax and spending
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That rox, dude..
Chorus part 2 is off on pacing. You better repeat chorus part 1. 4 5 5
U have my vote 555
This wasn't taxing to read at all. 555
I'll levy some 5s on ya.
I'm proud to pay taxes. It's the price we pay for living in a free society.
I wouldn't mind paying taxes if I knew they were going to a friendly country.
Paying taxes isn't so bad, but your parody is awesome and paces exactly to the real song! Excellent!
Argh! Communist! Communist! Just kidding, great parody, comrade.
Best title of the campaign so far (together with The Bikini Inspector) and I enjoyed the pass at our taxes in Sweden. I could go on, but I'll have to go to work to earn enough to pay those taxes...
My kind of politician! 555
Swedish taxes? I know one Borg who discovered it was futile for HIM to resist.
He's no Communist, he's a Libertarian. Good job, Ethan.
Sorry I missed you Ethan. DKTOS but all fives anyways.
"Money matters so much more than ideology." Heh heh. Great title sub, too.
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