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Song Parodies -> "I'm P!$$ed Too"

Original Song Title:

"I'm With You"

Original Performer:

Avril LAvigne

Parody Song Title:

"I'm P!$$ed Too"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

I'm standing in the pub
I'm waiting for my pint
I thought that you'd have paid by now
The barman comes along
And tells us to get out
Coz we've spent 40 pound

Why is everyone trying to help me?
I can walk just fine on my own

We've had 18 pints
We're trying to lash out fist fights
Won't you
Pull another pint for me and him too
He don't know where we are
But I, I'm p!$$ed too
Had a few

I'm looking at your face
Why you talk so loud?
Is anybody there? hello?
'Coz I don't feel too right
My mother says it's wrong
And that's where all my money's blown

Why's everybody staring at me?
I need to go powder my nose

I'm no transvestite
Why am I wearing women's tights?
Won't you
Tell me where I am, hey don't I know you?
Take a ride in your car
'Cause I
I'm p!$$ed too
You sniff glue?

Why is everything a-spinning?
Maybe i've just drank my last pint

It's a ten to five
I've woken up beside this guy
No I
Don't know where I am
'Cause it's somewhere new
I don't know who he is but he
Got drunk too-e-hoo-e-hoo
Had a few-e-hoo-e-hoo
Snook me into bed and then woke up nude
I don't know who I am
'Cause I
Drank a few-e-hoo-e-hoo
I've no clue-e-hoo-e-hoo
Don't know what I drank but i'm black and blue
Could you please tell me now just what
Did I do
Why'm I nude?
Need to spew...
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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

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 5   2

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Blethar - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh. Like the sudden change to transvestism.
Rex - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll have another Newcastle Brown Ale,please.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Blethar - thanx, i do try to be random. Rex- It's on the house
Dumb Ass Kid - April 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking of random... take a peek at my next parody 'I like it that way'. It's so random it defies even all randomness
Andrew Darwitan - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
3 1 3
Dumb Ass Kid - April 19, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry to hear you didn't like it, Andrew, but thanks anyway for your vote
Dumb Ass Kid - August 07, 2005 - Report this comment
I am also sorry as the pArodies you submit are not your own
Tarquin - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Not only THAT, you also spell 'parodies' with a capital 'A'! What's with this capital 'A' trend you seem to have?
Perizza - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Dumb Ass Kid - November 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Tarquin, calm down. The capatalized A in pArodies was in response to KYLE. Perizza - thanks again!

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