"We'll beat Nintendo,"
Yeah, that's what they said.
"If you're caught with a Gameboy, you're better off dead."
Then we saw that small screen
And our poor eyes bled
"This is the product Nintendo will dread."

It had all the things I thought I'd use
But they functioned poorly

It had all the games, all the games that I wanted
But my MMC was way too small so I lost it
And not even Pocket Kingdom: Own the World could save the day
Still, the Gameboy blew it offstage
So much for my crappy N-Gage

Their sales were craptacular
So they rushed the QD
"It's a better N-Gage that can't play MP3s"
But it was too late
Soon there'd be DS
With its better games
It would be a success

It had all the things I thought I'd use
But they functioned poorly


It had all the games, all the games that I wanted
But my MMC was way too small so I lost it
And not even Pocket Kingdom: Own the World could save the day
Still, the Gameboy blew it offstage
So much for my crappy N-Gage

"9 million by 2005
Our small N-Gage will survive!"
And the Gameboy was still #1
It's too bad you could not enthrall
The one system that caused your fall
So the N-Gage was forever shunned


It had all the games, all the games that I wanted
But my MMC was way too small so I lost it
And not even Pocket Kingdom: Own the World could save the day
Still, the Gameboy blew it offstage
So much for my crappy N-Gage


It had all the games, all the games that I wanted
But my MMC was way too small so I lost it
And not even Pocket Kingdom: Own the World could save the day
Still, the Gameboy blew it offstage
So much for my crappy N-Gage

So much for my crappy N-Gage...