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Song Parodies -> "My Neat Vacation"
Original Song Title:
"My Happy Ending"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Avril Lavigne
Parody Song Title:
"My Neat Vacation"
Parody Written by:
Sharon 'Parodiva' Krebs
The Lyrics
This is my version of the proverbial back to elementary school report on "how I spent my summer vacation" pertaining to a trip that my partner and I recently took to New York City. No offense to anyone from the Big Apple--this is only about my personal experience.
So much for my neat vacation!
Oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh!
Time for vacation.
Thought it would be neat.
When I got to New York,
It sure was not a treat!
Traveling two hours
In a city so huge
And so spread out
With population deluge.
It was all the things I'd heard about,
And I thought I'd have fun.
CHORUS:
Wasn't anything, anything that I wanted.
When I drove so far, I clipped my car,
And got lost there.
And New York's memories of tragedies won't fad away.
Almost faced annihilation!
So much for my neat vacation!
Checked out the Yankees—
A two-hour ride
Crawling at a snail's pace.
I almost cried!
Used valet parking;
Then after the game
Those jerks couldn't find my car,
And rival fan gangs insane!
Then we got lost in a tough neighborhood.
Thank God we're still alive!
CHORUS:
Wasn't anything, anything that I wanted.
When I drove so far, I clipped my car,
And got lost there.
And New York's memories of tragedies won't fad away.
Almost faced annihilation!
So much for my neat vacation!
It's nice to say that I've been there,
But the traffic's such a scare!
New York is still a nightmare after Nine-One-One.
The subway system's much too big;
On and off and zag and zig!
And driving risks a hit and run!
CHORUS: (2X)
Wasn't anything, anything that I wanted.
When I drove so far, I clipped my car,
And got lost there.
And New York's memories of tragedies won't fad away.
Almost faced annihilation!
So much for my neat vacation!
Oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh!
Oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh!
It wasn't such a neat vacation!
Oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh!
Time for vacation.
Thought it would be neat.
When I got to New York,
It sure was not a treat!
Traveling two hours
In a city so huge
And so spread out
With population deluge.
It was all the things I'd heard about,
And I thought I'd have fun.
CHORUS:
Wasn't anything, anything that I wanted.
When I drove so far, I clipped my car,
And got lost there.
And New York's memories of tragedies won't fad away.
Almost faced annihilation!
So much for my neat vacation!
Checked out the Yankees—
A two-hour ride
Crawling at a snail's pace.
I almost cried!
Used valet parking;
Then after the game
Those jerks couldn't find my car,
And rival fan gangs insane!
Then we got lost in a tough neighborhood.
Thank God we're still alive!
CHORUS:
Wasn't anything, anything that I wanted.
When I drove so far, I clipped my car,
And got lost there.
And New York's memories of tragedies won't fad away.
Almost faced annihilation!
So much for my neat vacation!
It's nice to say that I've been there,
But the traffic's such a scare!
New York is still a nightmare after Nine-One-One.
The subway system's much too big;
On and off and zag and zig!
And driving risks a hit and run!
CHORUS: (2X)
Wasn't anything, anything that I wanted.
When I drove so far, I clipped my car,
And got lost there.
And New York's memories of tragedies won't fad away.
Almost faced annihilation!
So much for my neat vacation!
Oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh!
Oh oh, oh, oh, oh oh!
It wasn't such a neat vacation!
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real cute but not funny. it's okay and the ryhming's perfect. practise more and other entries will be funnier
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