Song Parodies -> "The STD song"

Original Song Title:

"Sk8er Boi"

Original Performer:

"The STD song"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

While not all of the song is funny, but it does get a valuble lesson accros...dont rip your clothes while feeding a baby!

He was a boy
she was a girl
can I make it anymore obvious?

he was a punk,
for her ballet
she moved like she was insane

he wanted her
to do something new
she decided she wasnt through

but all her patients
she only knows
she had no problem not wearing clothes

she had to go explore
now she has a painful sore
she caught a brand new STD

it was a painful scorn
shouldve left her clothes on
antibiotics what she needs

five years from now
she sits alone
feeding the baby who wont live too long

can you not see
he has HIV
thanks to the man with the STD

she lost her patients
tore off her clothes
for this information she didnt know

she puts them back on
cant yell too loud
for her son she must be proud

she had to go explore
now she has a painful sore
she caught a brand new STD

now she has syphelis
she was bad at arithmatic
she might've caught some HIV

Sorry girl,
you caught herpes
and maybe a new desease

she found out
it led to her death
thats how the story ends

too bad that you couldnt see
that the mad had HIV

There is more than meets the eye
and now even the baby died

he was a boy
you were a girl
now hes at your funeril

you fooled around
left your clothes on
and you didnt live too long

You had to go explore
now you have a painful sore
you caught genital herpes

You caught an STD
I think it was HIV
antibiotics what ya need

PS: I couldnt think of any other word in the english language that rymes with syphilis...:-)

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Murphy - May 18, 2003 - Report this comment

I WANT ANOTHER SHORT SLOGAN ABOUT THIS STUFF

Phil Alexander - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment

Mike - Rhymes for syphilis? How could you miss this: piss; or kiss?

northeliza - December 18, 2006 - Report this comment

HEY BUDDY! i have to do this really stupid project in which i have to come up with a song about stds that go along with some sort of famous tune. SEEMS LIKE YOU DID IT FOR ME! and without a grade. So if i may, ( please please please) can i borrow just TEN LINES of the song and i will love you forever for not letting me fail THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU x infinity Im sorry. thank you SO MUCH <3

HT - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment

Uh, a LITTLE too harsh on the "women, keep your clothes on" message don't you think? Apparently that ONLY applies to women too... And the "sex kills babies" message seems misguided to say the least.

Reina - September 24, 2008 - Report this comment

STDs cant only be caught by people who have sex to much. you could catch it the first time you have sex. read up on your topic. people who were born with hiv cannot help that fact. and im sure like 90% of the people who have had an std are ashamed of it and feel its probably their fault when their partner was the one not telling the truth.. maybe the guy in the song should have left HIS clothes on. maybe he is the whore

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