He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
Now she's a punk
And he does ballet
What more can I say?
He wanted to be
A her not a he
And secretly change his name
But all of his friends,
Thought he was strange
They had a problem with his sex change

He was Skater boy
He said see you later boy
A He wasn't good enough for him
Now he has a pretty face
But his head is up in space
He needs to come back down to earth.

5 years from now,
He sits at home
Feeding his baby he's all alone
He's fed up with guys
They think they're so good
And that you only clean their clothes and cook their food
He calls up his girlfriends
They think he's a pain
And they're all geared up for a gender change
Now he has no girlfriends
He dates them all now
(They secretly think he's a cow)

He was Skater boy
He said see you later boy
A He wasn't good enough for him
Now he's a modelling star
Dressed up in mascara
Does his pretty face know how much it cost?

Look guys what you're missing out on
Shopping, parties, having fun
Guys are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends,
Too bad that you couldn't see,
See the girl that boy could be,
There is more than meets the eye,
I see the cooties that is inside.

If your just a boy
Well I'm just a girl,
Can I make it any more obvious,
I'm staying that way
There is nothing more to say
Being a girl is just so much fun!!! (Don't get any more ideas boys)

I know that skater boy,
I said see you later boy,
Hope I never see you again
I'll be on the other side of the world,
Singing that song I wrote,
About that boy who's now a girl.