I wake up in the morning
and paint my eyes shut
so all I can see is
my hair of hay
it doesn't really move
not even to the side
I should try a shower sometime

But then it came and it hit me
that I won't look so punk
if my hair wasn't greasy
and unwashed for days and even more days
see how it looks so ratty
oh, and so unbrushed

cause I'll never take a shower again
I'll fake it, and spray perfume
do I smell?
you smell me so strongly
and I can't help it
unless I take a shower
but it won't happen soon

no, no, no

I'm trying to remember
when was the last time
that I even changed
my smelly clothes
I guess I haven't in so damn long
that I - that I think it's a sin

cause I'll never take a shower again
I'll fake it, and spray perfume
do I smell?
you smell me so strongly
and I can't help it
unless I take a shower
but it won't happen soon

I'm smelly..oh,oh yeah
how bad does it smell?
yeah, faked it..
oh oh oh
no no no no no no nooo
oh, oh

faked it so badly
can you tell?

I'm so dirty it's nasty
and I can't hide it
you're gonna- you're gonna smell right through it
you're gonna smell right throught it

I'm so dirty, it's nasty
and I can't hide it
you're gonna smell right through, baby