(As sung by Bush administration officials)

He has his toys
Where did they go
Can we make it any more obvious
Stinks like a skunk
Russians delay
What more can we say
We can infer
It's a hard sell the French are stonewalling hard as well
And some of our "friends"
They got exposed
They had a problem with terms we'd impose

Saddam's a liar boy
He's a dictator boy
Gulf War Two we cannot defer
Soon he will be replaced
Out of Iraq he'll be chased
He'll crash in flames back down to earth

One year from now
We sit at home
The bad guy Saddam left all alone
We turn on TV
Guess what we see
Liar boy yakking on the TV
He's telling our friends
What we've always known
That nukes he's got
And they ain't just for show
Now he's so strong
Behaves so foul
Now looks like we should have forced him out...

Saddam's a liar boy
He's a dictator boy
Gulf War Two we cannot defer
Why can't they see that far
Chomping on their cigars
So we'll bring Saddam back down to earth

Saddam's a liar boy
He's a dictator boy
Gulf War Two we cannot defer
Why can't they see that far
Chomping on their cigars
So we'll bring Saddam back down to earth

(Instrumental break)

Sorry France but you missed out
Naysayers, what they say now
Schroeder's not one of our friends
So-called "friends" we can't depend
Too bad that they couldn't see
How easy this war would be
There was less than meets the eye
And now Saddam's rear is deep-fried

He has his toys
Where did they go
Can we make it any more obvious
We'll drop the bombs
We'll help the Kurds
Can't take Saddam at his word

He's a big liar boy
And a dictator boy
Should have removed him long ago
You'll hear on the radio
In some place that's remote
He's hiding, far as we know

He's a big liar boy
And a dictator boy
Should have removed him long ago
You'll hear on the radio
In some place that's remote
He's hiding, far as we know