Diarrhea

I'm in this bathroom in the school
Crappin' this just isn't cool
Wet stuff seeping through my painful crack
Can't hold it back
When it's sliding out it burns
Why couldn't I just crap a turd
Why go through all of this difficulty
I wanna scream

As the toilet paper flows it goes and it goes
Wiping my crack but it keeps coming back
Tryin' to act cool I hope no one knows it's me
Help me

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated
It smells like dirty, foul rotten eggs and milk that's years outdated
It happens like this: I crap and it smells and then everyone laughs at the stain on the back of my pants
Does anyone have a spray that can annihilate this
Please help me

Still in the bathroom in the school
Crappin' this still just isn't cool
Crying to god to help me, it's comin rough
I've had enough
I just want to pass a stool
Not blow, like Old Faithful
They will take away my bathroom pass
I hate my ass


As the toilet paper flows it goes and it goes
Wiping my crack but it keeps coming back
Tryin' to act cool I hope no one knows it's me
Help me

Why'd I have to go and get myself constipated
It smells like dirty, foul rotten eggs and milk that's years outdated
It happens like this: I crap and it smells and then everyone laughs at the stain on the back of my pants
Does anyone have a spray that can annihilate this
Please help me