She was a boy, he was a girl
Can I make it any more confusing?
She was a punk, he did ballet
What more can I say?
She wanted him, he couldn't tell
He didn't read all the signs that well
Everyone else there called him bent
They knew which way he went

He was a homo guy, she didn't understand why
She wasn't man enough for him
She hadn't got a chance
Because of her empty pants
He didn't go for quim

Five years from now, she sits at home
Watching Village People, all alone
She looks at the tv - who is that man?
Homo guy giving it all he can!
Dressed as a cop, she calls up her friends
"I already know which way that guy bends"
So she hangs up and changes to Kiss
Thinking what a strange guy he is

He was a homo guy, she didn't understand why
She wasn't man enough for him
Now he's on VH1
It's such a carry on
Why didn't he go for quim?

Sorry girl but you're too late!
Should have known he wasn't straight
You wasted too much time
And now that guy is mine
Sorry that you didn't know
Know that guy was a homo
You could have settled for friends
This is how the story ends

He's just a boy, and I'm just one too
Can I make it any more clear to you?
We're in a band, haven't you heard?
How we're going to rock your world!

He was a homo guy, she didn't understand why
She wasn't man enough for him!
She had a pretty face
But he didn't like her race
He just didn't like quim