Tod:
Aah, an afternoon alone with
My favorite book, "Readers Digest ".
No roommate to bother me.
How could it get any better than this?

RICKY: (rushes in the door)
Oh,hi Tod!

TOD: (sighs and looks like if we were to be saying "what the crap")
Hi Ricky.

RICKY:
Hey Tod, you'll never
Guess what happened to
Me on the subway this morning.
This guy was smiling at me and talking to me

TOD:
That's very interesting.

RICKY:
He was being real friendly,
And I think after he gave me a copy of "Anime Insider"
he hair like an Anime character
who, I think he might've I was gay!(shrugged his shoulders)

TOD:
Ahem, so, uh, why are you telling me this?
Why should I care?
I don't care.
What did you have for lunch yester...uh...today?

RICKY:
Oh, you don't have to get
All defensive about it, Tod...

TOD:
I'm NOT getting defensive!
What do I care about some gay guy you met, okay?
I'm trying to read.

RICKY:
Oh, I didn't mean anything by it, Rod.
I just think it's something we should be able to talk about.
ROD
I don't want to talk about it,
Nicky! This conversation is over!!!

RICKY
Yeah, but...

TOD: (spoken)
OVER!!!

RICKY: (Singing)
Well, okay, but just so you know —
IF YOU WERE LIKE A GAY ANIME!!!
THAT'D BE OKAY.
I MEAN 'CAUSE, HEY,
I'D LIKE YOU ANYWAY.
BECAUSE YOU SEE,
IF IT WERT FOR THE DANG JAPANESE,
YOU WOULD FEEL FREE
TO SAY THAT I WAS A GAY ANIME!!!
(BUT I LOVE THE JAPANESE.)

TOD: (spoken)
What the....
Ricky, please!
I am trying to read....
What?!

RICKY (sung)
IF YOU LIVED IN A FOGGED UP GAIT GUNDAM MOBILE SUIT

TOD
Ah, Ricky!

RICKY (sung)
I'D STILL BE THERE,

TOD: (spoken)
Ricky, I'm trying to read this book.

RICKY (sung)
YEAR AFTER YEAR

TOD: (spoken)
Ricky!

RICKY (sung)
BECAUSE YOU'RE DEAR
TO ME,

TOD: (spoken)
Argh!
RICKY (sung)
AND I KNOW THAT YOU

TOD: (spoken)
What?

RICKY
WOULD ACCEPT ME TOO,

TOD: (spoken)
I would?

RICKY
IF I TOLD YOU TODAY,
"HEY! GUESS WHAT,
I'M GAY ANIME!"
(BUT I'M NOT GAY ANYTHING.)
I'M HAPPY
JUST BEING WITH YOU.

TOD: (spoken)
High Button Shoes, Pal Joey...

RICKY
SO WHAT SHOULD IT
MATTER TO ME
WHAT YOU DO IN BED
WITH GUYS?

TOD: (spoken)
Ricky, that's GROSS!

RICKY
No it's not!
IF YOU WERE GAY ANIME
I'D SHOUT HOORAY!

TOD: (spoken)
I am not listening!

RICKY
AND HERE I'D STAY,

TOD: (spoken)
La la la la la!

RICKY
BUT I WOULDN'T GET
IN YOUR WAY.

TOD (Screeming)
Aaaah!

RICKY
YOU CAN COUNT ON ME
TO ALWAYS BE
BESIDE YOU EVERY DAY,
TO TELL YOU IT'S OKAY,
YOU WERE JUST BORN
THAT WAY,
AND, AS THEY SAY,
IT'S IN YOUR DNA,
YOU'RE GAY ANIME!

TOD: (spoken)
BUT I'M NOT GAY ANIME!

RICKY
If you were gay Anime.

TOD: (spoken)
Argh!