Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
Song Parodies -> "Lori Kauffman from Boston"
Original Song Title:
"Boston"
Original Performer:
Augustana
Parody Song Title:
"Lori Kauffman from Boston"
Parody Written by:
Hu’s On First
The Lyrics
Lori Kauffman is running for a Republican leadership position in Dorchester. She’s positively obsessed with Kanye West and Hitler, and (despite being raised Jewish herself) says she wants to exile all Jews from America. She also has a habit of posting thirst traps with a Nazi theme, which has gotten her a lot of attention, at least…
Have you met someone who’s
Said she’ll exile Jews
And Nazis are good news
Obsessed with Kanye West
A Jew she was, but now she does
Display a shiny cross because
She’s gone Groyper
She’s gone off the rails
Oh yeah, she said
She’ll expel Jews, and she’ll ban being trans
Oh yeah
I mean, she’s kind of hot
But the Nazi schtick
Ruins it a lot
Does it feel good to you
Those lonely fascist dudes
Drooling when they see you
You said
Boston’s evil
And it needs a purge
Oh yeah, you said
You’ll expel Jews, and you’ll ban being gay
Oh yeah
She said, “my name is Lori Kauffman
And Kanye is the greatest
We need a fascist ruler
But don’t call me insane
Where’s Hitler when you need him
I used to like the Donald
But he’s a slave to Zion
I think he’s lost his brain
Oh yeah, I want to lead in Boston
I want the commies fired
And we must kick the Jews out
With migrants close behind
They jabbed me for the virus
It filled my brain with tumors*
I know, but now they are shrinking
But THESE two still look nice, oh yeah…”
She’s gone crazy
Hope she doesn’t win…
Kauffman
That chick is insane
What’s wrong with her brain?
That chick is insane
Kauffman
She is so insane
Said she’ll exile Jews
And Nazis are good news
Obsessed with Kanye West
A Jew she was, but now she does
Display a shiny cross because
She’s gone Groyper
She’s gone off the rails
Oh yeah, she said
She’ll expel Jews, and she’ll ban being trans
Oh yeah
I mean, she’s kind of hot
But the Nazi schtick
Ruins it a lot
Does it feel good to you
Those lonely fascist dudes
Drooling when they see you
You said
Boston’s evil
And it needs a purge
Oh yeah, you said
You’ll expel Jews, and you’ll ban being gay
Oh yeah
She said, “my name is Lori Kauffman
And Kanye is the greatest
We need a fascist ruler
But don’t call me insane
Where’s Hitler when you need him
I used to like the Donald
But he’s a slave to Zion
I think he’s lost his brain
Oh yeah, I want to lead in Boston
I want the commies fired
And we must kick the Jews out
With migrants close behind
They jabbed me for the virus
It filled my brain with tumors*
I know, but now they are shrinking
But THESE two still look nice, oh yeah…”
She’s gone crazy
Hope she doesn’t win…
Kauffman
That chick is insane
What’s wrong with her brain?
That chick is insane
Kauffman
She is so insane
*She also claimed the COVID vaccine gave her a stage 4 brain tumor. Maybe it’d be more accurate to say Lori Kauffman IS a brain tumor of some sort.
Your Vote & Comment Counts
The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.
Place Your Vote |
Voting Results
| ||||||||||||||||||
Voting Breakdown
The following represent how many people voted for each category.
| Pacing | How Funny | Overall Rating | |||||||||
| 1 | 27 | 27 | 27 | ||||||||
| 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | ||||||||
| 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
User Comments
Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.
The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.
Link To This Page
The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/augustana1.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.
This is view # 227
